coffee rape

What happens to your stomach when you have your morning coffee.

"That morning coffee raped my stomach and I had the biggest BM ever!"

by Greg McMuffin June 5, 2009

Coffee bomb

The giant shit you take after your first or second cup of coffee in the morning.

Employee: Hey, Boss, I gotta go drop a coffee bomb; that last cup of java is beginning to cause a storm in my stomach.

by elstrongo March 6, 2017

Black coffee

A form of coffee made from coffee beans without sweetener but with a dash of sophistication

Bob: Wow, you drink black coffee?
Jacob: Yes, this black coffee makes me feel rather sophisticated.

by SheSaidShoot June 16, 2016

coffee shaker

means that a person is basically a fucking wanker!

"Ya knw what mate u are a Fucking Coffee Shaker!"

by hutch and caff October 5, 2005

coffee-lag

Caffeine withdrawal as a consequence of alterations to circadian rhythms leading one's body to believe, at random periods during the day or night, that it is time for one's next cup of coffee.

HUSBAND & WIFE RETURN FROM TRIP TO PARIS.
Wife: Why are you getting up in the middle of the night to make coffee?
Husband: It's so strange; I feel I need a café au lait.
Wife: Oh no, you must have coffee-lag!

by DanielMK June 19, 2008

Black Coffee

A symbol of Hate/Dislike.

Here's a black Coffee!
Excuse me, I asked for a chocolate frappe. I WANT TO SEE YOUR MANAGER!
SIT THE FUCK DOWN, DAVE. IT'S FROM THE MANAGER.
WHO'S YOUR MANAGER?

DAN.
Oh. *runs away*

by YeetTheDave,Phil. September 28, 2018

Matcha coffee

Coffee consumed by north face wearing hipsters

Hey guys, let’s go get some matcha coffee then go sit on the swing at Sophie’s!

by KCHasnomates May 30, 2018