Herod Clause

A clause in a contract, frequently buried in the fine print, that obligates the signer to fulfill an unacceptable condition, i.e. giving up your first born child. Sometimes such clauses are included to test whether the contract has been read by the client. Named for King Herod in the New Testament. British origin.

"I reviewed that contract and it has a Herod Clause on page three."

by hiplexicog October 11, 2014

kpop closet

when somebody’s clearly into kpop, but not ready to admit it yet

“i could see her eyes light up slightly when jimin hit that high note, but unfortunately she’s still in the kpop closet”

by meaghaehn August 11, 2019

wall papering the closet

to make hot, intesnse, sinful love in a location out of the ordinary.

Me and Judith were wall papering the closet in her brothers treehouse when her dad caught us.

by ryanwvfan September 28, 2010

Sleeping in the Closet

After a drunken night of boozing and fist pumping, a man or transvestite asks if you're interested in some free sex. In a drunken haze, you might not understand, and let it happen.

Did you hear? We caught him sleeping in the closet, butt-naked, with his thumb in his mouth!

by corncorncorncornorncorn January 24, 2011

closed book

Any woman/girl who acts in a way that makes her difficult to figure out or understand.

I really like this chick, but she's like a closed book to me.

by SlangTwang January 20, 2009

Clue

Also known as Cluedo in England (were it originated)

Is a classic "whodunit" board game. The players try to find out who killed Mr. Bobby in his own estate. The original game consists of:

*9 rooms (Hall, Lounge, dinning room, kitchen, ballroom, conservatory, billiard room, library, and study)

*6 weapons (rope, wrench, candle stick, revolver, knife, and a lead pipe)

*6 characters

Dr. Black/Mr. Bobby- The murdered character

Professor Plum- The intellectual absent-minded professor

Mrs. Peacock- elder, wealthy and attractive dame whose been widowed one too many times.....

Mr. Green- The hypocritical evangelist or tycoon (in some versions)

Mrs. White- The frazzled maid

Colonel Mustard- The military man

Miss Scarlet- Sexy and cunning. The stock femme fatale character (my personal fav)

***On August 8, 2008, Hasbro redesigned and updated (changed) the board, characters, weapons, and rooms.

Player: "I can never win Clue. I have no idea who the killer could be"

Me: "I suggest it was Miss Scarlet, in the lounge, with a revolver"

by manipulativefemmefatale August 13, 2009

closet psycho

when you first start to date someone and they seem normal but as time goes on their craziness comes out.

Adam: I thought Sam was a cool person until I moved in with her and turns out she's a major closet psycho

by You_know_whatsup December 4, 2014