batwings in the cave

a combination of bat wings and bats in the cave. meaning having a pair of sweaty balls in your nose.

Hey dude, want a tissue? You've got batwings in the cave!

by urbandickchinairy March 30, 2008

man cave

The hairy stank hole between a mans two butt cheeks.

"Grab the lube, Joe, I'm entering your man cave!"

by hellybelly123 March 15, 2013

cave dump

Function: noun
Etymology: spelunking, abandonment, misogyny, womanizing
Date: 2009

the activity or sport of depositing a female companion deep within the inescapable confines of a dark and scary cave, after you have sufficiently exhausted her usefulness. see: World of Warcraft

An easy way to cave dump an annoying post-menopausal woman is to tell her that Josh Groban is holding a record release party at the bottom of a nearby well; After lowering her in, seal up the well and simply walk away. Ain't nobody gonna raise you up now, bitch!

by daedalusVT April 16, 2009

Cave Bear

Cave Bear, also known as Man Bear Pig. Cave Bear is a wierd female who is usually the neighbor of a close friend. They live in caves near the woods or the ocean ex. Forestville, California.

Damn, she's a Cave Bear

by Shadowy Shadows January 8, 2011

Caveman cologne

The smell that lingers from ones self after taking a massive dump and not bothering to wipe.

Friend1: Dude whats that awful smell?
Friend 2: I have to pay rent this week, I couldn't afford toilet paper, I'm rockin some Caveman Cologne.

by Kykinn March 19, 2011

cave paintings

The beautiful designs and markings left on the inside of the toilet bowl after taking an extra-firm dump.
The firmness of the turd creates a "crayon effect".
Cave paintings will not wash away with flushing leaving but will deteriorate over time, leaving them for your friends and family to enjoy for days or weeks.

Wooo! That fudge dragon I pushed out of me left some cave paintings that looks like Charlie Sheen. Enjoy!

by Apecreature June 16, 2011

Cave Baby

An extremely ugly girl that is disgusting and you don't even wana go near.

Hey dude your sisters friend is a cave baby.She has pimples all over her face and looks like a complete retard.

by noe one December 7, 2011