Clam Crunching

slang for the sexual act of two or more females bumping their vaginas together in a violent, scissoring fashion

Guy: "Danielle, how was your clam crunching upstairs?"
Danielle: "Probably the roughest two hours of my life ... There were like eight other girls there."

by Nody Cowlin May 9, 2011

Clam Cloak

Female version of Tea Bagging. To place the clam curtains over the face of someone.

Present Tense: Clam Cloaking
Past Tense: Clam Cloaked

Jenny was pretty wasted the other night. When Sam was passed out she Clam Cloaked him ...

by StretchedCurtains October 1, 2009

Clam Cracker

An individual who fucks different women on the daily, pro status.

Bill cracked Tina's clam on Sunday, Jessica's clam on Monday, Ashley's clam on Tuesday, and Macy's clam today. What a clam cracker.

by Billiam Beezy November 8, 2010

christmas clam

when a woman's dress is too short at a Christmas party.

OMG, Judy's dress was so short that when she sat down you could see her Christmas clam.

by snookie1235768942341 December 19, 2010

clam hawk

A hot lesbian who preys on drunk straight girls

Gosh Jaims, you were such a clam hawk last night at the bar!

by J&GNeed October 16, 2013

clam factory

A party of only girls (or at least 80% girls), where there is a substantial abundance of shellfish.

Men often bring along a sausage when visiting a clam factory.

by Berin V. October 17, 2007

clam sham

1. A male to female post-op transsexual.
2. Any man who dresses like a woman.

Shonin looks like such a clam sham in that outfit.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009