Clam Crunching

slang for the sexual act of two or more females bumping their vaginas together in a violent, scissoring fashion

Guy: "Danielle, how was your clam crunching upstairs?"
Danielle: "Probably the roughest two hours of my life ... There were like eight other girls there."

by Nody Cowlin May 9, 2011

clam pouch

The area just north of the vagina and below the belly button.

My clam pouch is really swole up today.

by Diddlestixx December 20, 2013

clam dog

Fried clams on a hot dog bun. Also called a clam roll.

If I don't have a fork to eat fried clams, I just get a clam dog.

by 2aron June 21, 2010

clam sham

1. A male to female post-op transsexual.
2. Any man who dresses like a woman.

Shonin looks like such a clam sham in that outfit.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

clam factory

A party of only girls (or at least 80% girls), where there is a substantial abundance of shellfish.

Men often bring along a sausage when visiting a clam factory.

by Berin V. October 17, 2007

christmas clam

when a woman's dress is too short at a Christmas party.

OMG, Judy's dress was so short that when she sat down you could see her Christmas clam.

by snookie1235768942341 December 19, 2010

clam hawk

A hot lesbian who preys on drunk straight girls

Gosh Jaims, you were such a clam hawk last night at the bar!

by J&GNeed October 16, 2013