Christoph

A quiet and weird bloke. Will say extremely random shit, which might not even make sense. Overall pretty cool dude

P1: I like Christoph
P2: Ikr, he's so cool. A bit weird though

by itsix November 26, 2021

Christopher

He is a kind boy and cares about everything,he likes grils that have pretty eyes and his type is chubby grils like for example names like melany.

Chris:Christopher is a cool and likes to keep it chill

by Chrisjr August 28, 2020

Christopher Massey

Someone in the action figure community that claims they’ve been helpful to you in the past, when they’ve really just been super sketchy but were too high to notice

Man, Jim keeps acting entitled to my help, he’s really being Christopher Massey.

by Grover Thompson November 26, 2020

Christopher

the freaking cutest human being in the whole wide world. he will love you like no other and give you all the hugs and kisses. definitely befriend any christophers you know

omg christopher asked me to be his friend

by b.r.i.n.a April 29, 2021

Christopher

A HOT SEXC MF🥵🥵🥵

That mf a christopher

by Bruh😩 November 21, 2021

Do the Christoph

Prefering to masturbate next to somebody after you (and the other person) wake up; even though you could have sex

Hey step sis can I do the Christoph next to you?

by Branko69 October 6, 2022

Christopher calamitous

When a woman is sitting down pooping, the man kisses the woman and begins to pee between her legs.

Helen asked if we cooked Christopher calamitous more often.

by Kwayvizzle April 5, 2025