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Calvin Act

A law dat states dat you can sneak off with a fellow human's toy animals and hold them for ransom.
Da Calvin Act may permit ransom-seeking absconding with a stuffed bunny, but da oppositely-worded --- i.e., extortion-FORBIDDING --- Hobbs Act (or in this case, maybe it should be spelled, "Hobbes") is da one dat Susie violated by absconding with said stuffed tiger. Dunno if a court would deal particularly harshly with Susie for her breaking said latter law, however, since her actions were merely done in an effort to get her own plaything --- "Mr. Bun" --- back from da former law's greedy-opportunist creator.
by QuacksO December 14, 2023
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Celina

Celina is a hideous person. If you ever meet one, be sure that you are careful. They will come and take advantage of you with their stunning good looks, however, they do not have your best interests at heart. Her beauty will make you take a second glance, her hair will shimmer even on the darkest days, her smile hides mystery and most of all, each time you encounter a Celina, they will take advantage of you, and others. Soon becoming many people's favorite person. Of you find one, make sure that you are thoroughly prepared.
OMG ITS A CELINA! I THINK IM IN LOVE
A Celina? I've only seen them in novels! Amazing!
by Vhvhv v v gcy December 16, 2023
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Celine

This girl is usually beautiful and very trustworthy.She also would make a great relationship with a man called Farhad.
Man,Celine is so beautiful

In know but she’s with Farhad right?
by Whwhwbwbab12 December 18, 2023
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Celine

This girl is usually beautiful and very trustworthy.She also would make a great relationship with a man called Farhad.
Man,Celine is so beautiful

In know but she’s with Farhad right?
by Whwhwbwbab12 December 18, 2023
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Calvin

A Calvin, is a Very loyal, kind, smart, loving man. He will always be there when you need him the most. Calvin’s have a very great sense of humor, they are very comforting and will be there to catch your tears when you’re feeling sad.

Calvin’s are the sweetest type of people you’ll ever meet if you meet a Calvin, please know that they’re a keeper, Calvin’s are very empathetic and will try their best to understand your situation, they will help lift you up when you need it and they’ll continue to be there to support you in whatever you do.

Calvin’s are typically are calm and collected.they’re pretty laid back and aren’t much of a threat unless you hurt his family or friends. In the event that you piss off a Calvin, that’s your fault mate

Calvin’s are also extremely handsome, when you see a Calvin you’ll know, although he might try to deny it, his smile is the cutest one in the world.

❤️💍
Person 1: Do you know Calvin?
Me: Yes I’m married to one
by Calvin’s wife December 22, 2023
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Calvin

His hands are small, just like his....
"Man, look at Calvin! He cannot pull a girl!"
by emilydikinson January 12, 2024
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Calvin

Most annoying guy ever; steals all your friends and is hella ugly
Ew is that Calvin?
by reallestofthenall January 18, 2024
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