rhamnus cathartica

1. The act of shoving or ramming something up someone's rectum, in a theoretical sense, in attempt to get even with someone or gain revenge.

2. The Latin Name for the plant Glossy Buckthorn, known for it's sharp and peircing thorns.

If homeboy don't stop skylarking around town he's going to feel my rhamnus cathartica.

by Powersc9 December 17, 2008

Designated Catholic

The person who is designated, at the beginning of a crazy night, to be the one who attends church the next morning in order to drop off everyone's money envelope.

Betty: I can't get too hammered tonight, gotta go to 8 AM mass tomorrow to represent the family and drop off that damn envelope.

Sue: Chill Betty, Sally's got you covered. Didn't you hear she's the Designated Catholic tomorrow?

Betty: Sweet! Gonna give her my envelope right now!

Sue: Hell yeah! While you do that I'll make us some more shots:)

by suziewar September 22, 2011

The Catholic Force

The supernatural force that all Catholics are connected to. Often disrupted or shocked when the Pope or someone of importance in the clergy dies, resigns, or does something considered taboo or bizarre among Catholics.

Marcus: (Suddenly wakes up in shock) Justin something shocking happened in the clergy I can feel it!
Justin: Eh, well the Pope's resigning.
Marcus: I knew it!
Justin: How?
Marcus: The Catholic Force....

by @ngrym0thertrucker February 11, 2013

Laura Catherine

A beautiful girl, probably a bit clumsy which makes her even more adorable. The name is long, so Laura, Catherine, and LC are acceptable nicknames.

Laura Catherine is so cute; I love her.

by dankmemesdankdreams March 29, 2017

shart cathedral

Not all sharts are the equal. There are minor incident sharts, producing small skidmarks, and then there are major incident sharts, in which one must take immediate precautions to counteract effects on clothing and atmospheric odor. Major sharts produce more than a mere fecal matter 'dusting'; instead, they produce excrement product of the amount and color approximating a half eaten, completely and fully rotten apple, wholly browned and smushed and rubbed into the cotton fabric of some white (preferably heavily worn Fruit of the Loom) cotton underwear. This pair of underwear, in this case, is our Shart Cathedral: it is the vecile of evidence for this most breathtaking shart, evoking almost religious observation and worship.

Dude, that was quite a thunderous wet fart! Did you shart?

I dunno, I better check. I think i did quite a number on my tighty whities.

Dude, don't throw them away. Keep them as your Shart Cathedral.

by Bubber22 May 8, 2017

sarah catherine stafford

sarah seems to be a bitchy person but once you get to know her she is very nice and bubbly person she is extremely tall with brown hair hazel eyes she falls for bruised eyed men.

sarah catherine stafford the grinch/salmon/cheese the not fish

by surfer hippie gnarly bro August 29, 2019

Providence Catholic

Providence Catholic somewhere where you can repeatedly be told that we’re all a family for only 12 grand a year. The disciplinary guidelines are so ridiculous that you’ll feel your a citizen in North Korea, unless of course your a wrestler. The faculty will tell students that you have a leg up on everyone else because you go to providence as students will flee from the school freshman year on because of how much easier it is to succeed at any other school. Be prepared to sit through way too many student council assembly’s throughout the year even though the only say they have in anything is what color streamers the Christmas Dance (that no one will go to ) will have that year.

“Oh you go to Providence Catholic?”

by Matthew “volleyball” Russo August 11, 2020