crusty ass pubes

Its when your asshole hair is so crusty you can feel it, Usually happens when you take a shit and you wipe and wipe yet somehow your ass still feels uncomfortable and crusty

person 1: bruh why you fingering yourself
person 2: i aint I got crusty ass pubes

by Ea, lord of depths August 5, 2018

Crusty carpet

A carpet that has gathered so much dust that it has fossilised and become crust.

That carpet is such a crusty carpet! Clean it!

by BeefyToeFandom November 17, 2018

Crusty

Crusty is a word me and my friends use to describe this one girl(she doesn’t mind it)

Oh look there’s crusty!

by Beautifuldoggo December 3, 2018

Crafty butcher

A crafty butcher is a street term for a man who likes his meat delivered round the back door instead of the more conventional front passage that most deliveries of that nature are delivered and its not to avoid the taxman if you catch my drift!

A crafty butcher is a street term for a man that is sexually attracted to other men

In the pub.....

Sam: is that bloke alright?he keeps smiling at us
Luke: who him?,yea he's harmless he's a bit of a crafty butcher,likes his meat delivered round the back door
Sam: oh i see lol....likes extra pork with his two veg yea lol

by The chef of roast December 15, 2018

Crusty Snatch

Crusty being, well crusty...bread crumbs sticking to the thiccc thighs, and snatch being another word for pussy (vagina).

That girl had a damn thick crusty snatch on her

by CatFeces_Burglar January 3, 2019

Crusty

Describing a persons mannerisms and way of life. A particularly disgusting person figuratively or literally.

Friend 1: Did you see that girl in the bar with the toilet paper on her?

Friend 2: Yea, that girl is crusty af !

by Garbarr March 15, 2019

crusty keyboard

A crusty keyboard is a person who has terrible hygiene and is a total pushover. If you meet a crusty keyboard turn around and run. The eye boogers just ain't worth it.

Yeah that kid Shane is such a crusty keyboard

by everyotherday88 May 8, 2019