Brown Munde 

Brown Munde defines all the mans in the Indian Sub-Continent. In general, the term became widely used after the song "Brown Munde" by AP Dhillon. It's mostly used by desi mans.

Where these brown munde going?

Brown Munde by DesiMunde February 5, 2021

Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy 

One of the Friendly Friends at Fox and Friends, the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy (Sometimes incorrectly refereed to as the Black-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, or even more rarely as Brain Kilmeade) is a anchor and co-host on the weekday version of Fox and Friends. He typically provides sports news, while hitting on Fox and Friends Spare Blonde Alisyn Camerota.

"And we're losing sight of the real problem here!"
"That the Bald Guy who isn't the Black-Haired Guy, who isn't the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, isn't Steve Doocy!" -Stephen Colbert

Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy by Funny Foes of Fox and Friends September 28, 2010

Mr Brown is waiting in reception

When you really need to take a shit.

"Can you excuse me for five minutes, Mr Brown is waiting in reception".

Mr Brown is waiting in reception by Jiminator February 16, 2008

Charlie Brown Christmas tree 

1) A pathetic little twig that's left on the Christmas tree lot on Christmas Eve.

2) Any pathetic-looking thing that might possibly be redeemed with some love.

1) I have no money, so I'm going to wait until Christmas Eve and get me a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.

2) Everyone told Muffy that her computer geek boyfriend was a loser, but now he's pulling down $100G a year--turns out he was a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.

Charlie Brown Christmas tree by Justanotherwoodchuck November 29, 2005

Brown Santa 

The UPS delivery person. Sometimes used in reference to purchasing oneself goods, rather than buying for others.

Check it out, Brown Santa came to my house yesterday, and gave me a new bike!

Brown Santa by oatmeal769 December 10, 2007

triple brown 

A special name for a mix of raisinettes, bagel bites, and peanuts.

Link is down for a bowl of triple brown.

triple brown by deinemuddaisdoof February 2, 2018

brownstoned 

Getting invited to a dinner party at a well-connected person's house and waking up groggy in bed with a naked underaged girl (or boy) for blackmailing purposes.

Jeeves was a political maverick as a junior congressman until he was brownstoned early in his term.

brownstoned by Mister Brownstoned November 1, 2019