Braden

A skinny emo dude that's so in the closet he's finding christmas presents. Thinks he's talented and the worlds hottest guy but all-in-all he's just an asshat.

Person1: Who's that sad kid over there crying 'cause he chased away all his friends
Person2: Oh, that's Braden.

by themaidofawesome January 7, 2012

blade

A strange boy that is white and belives he is black. He only answered to blade.

Hey Blade!.....What?......Just checking.

by BrandonK December 1, 2006

Bradenton FL

Bradenton FL home to where old ladies pee and shit in bags because their cocaine addicted illiterate sons don’t know how to fix their toilets and leave it to rot until it’s smells like Kamala Harris asshole and old ladies go to red lobster and ask for pots of water.

Mother:honey can you fix the toilet I really need to go

Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow

Mother:thank you honey.

3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity

Man fuck Bradenton FL

by Bradenton September 4, 2021

Blade of grass

A person who tells an adult about someone else for literally no reason

You know that girl? She lies so much you could mistake her for a blade of grass.

by deadmemelord March 4, 2019

Blade Running

The act of murdering ones wife and then blaming it on another, usually a black person or other minority. Named because of the famed South African special Olympian Oscar Pistorius "The Blade Runner" who did this in real life.

Andy: What happened to Billy?
Jimmy: In prison for Blade Running his wife
Andy: He always was a sick fuck

by Southbound Soul January 7, 2020

Bladen

Bladen is a pretty cool kid but brags alot and thinks he's better than everyone else. He isn't a very handsome or attractive guy but is nice. He is not the smartest but is very soft inside.

Bladen bot another lacrosse stick.

by Caleb willson May 13, 2019

badea

Spanish slang for a homosexual male

Chuta, hombre, con razon que Miguel fue tan amigable contigo...ha sido badea.

by raikiki September 18, 2007