blind

Adrien Agrest

Marinette: *confesses to Adrien*

Adrien: I like you to Marinette your such a good friend

That's an Example of being Blind

by edsheeranobsessed June 27, 2021

Blimpy4000

When you get the sloppiest toe-curling messy slobbering gluck gluck 4000 head.

Bro 1: Broooooooooooo my girl gave me the blimpy4000

Bro 2: brooooooooooooooooo how was ittttt

Bro 3 (he's still bro 1): brooooooooo i was flooored for dayssssss

by RangerTW October 3, 2021

Half-blind date

The date that occurs when you're too under the influence to remember the guy/girl you gave your number to. Text messages end up in a date where one person remembers what the other one looks like and one person goes in blind.

"Hey, how was your date the other day?"
"It was ok. The guy ended up being pretty cute!"
"I thought you gave him your number?"
"I was pretty drunk at that party. It was a half-blind date."

by B-Win December 16, 2011

white blimp

This is when you bust a load in your Girl or Guys ass and they fart causing a Bubble to form and pop.

“Dude i nuted in her and she let out a white blimp”

by JBlubbz May 10, 2018

Sunday anal blimp

A group of girls going to a catholic church on a Sunday to do kinky anal things with balloons.

"Hey, Kathy and the girls totally did a Sunday anal blimp the other day"

by Dirty Percy May 16, 2016

Litchfield chocolate blind fold

When ur friend passes out early ... u get naked then u creep up on him like bill Cosby at a bar u squat over his eyes and line ur asshole with his eyeball ... from there proceed to take a shit but go left to right or right to left with the eye balls whatever u prefer for the night finally pack the shit down with ur cock to make sure it's firm on the eyes" with a good ol fashion cock slappinnn" ... no homo

i was hanging out with troy and he fell asleep so I crept up on him and gave him a consensual litchfield chocolate blind fold .

2. There was a new fagget to litchfield so we gave him a initiation to the litchfield chocolate blind fold socIety.
Then we tied him down in a abandon shack put up candles and raped his ass..... then finished it off with a litchfield chocolate blind fold but the intiation could not be complete with a good ol fashion cock slappinnn to mold the blind fold around his eyeballs.

Remember !!!! To always cover the shit from the eyebrow to the cheek

by Djdnakaouabxbx December 6, 2016

blind zebra

While doing your girl doggy-style you switch back and forth between holes, disregarding any screams or attempts to stop this action. The whole time you moan like a zebra.

Joan was totally being a bitch the other day so I decided to blind zebra her while having sex. Now she can barely walk straight AND has a yeast infection.

by kfree July 20, 2008