blasting off

another word for jacking off

henry was in the bathroom for a long time. i bet he was blasting off

by plasticbaglover March 13, 2019

ass on blast

farting too much, too loud, and too stinky

Damn I can't even be in the same house as Fred. His ass on blast 24/7.

by walterc February 15, 2015

Mexi Blasting

Scanning the web for pictures of Mexicans being shot.

I was Mexi Blasting on my computer all day.

by The Mexi Blaster August 15, 2011

Trouser Blast

An unassisted pantgasm.

"She took her top off and I just had a trouser blast. I knew I should've jerked off before I went out."

by slagbot July 25, 2009

grenade blast

When one, or more grotesque women go to a bar, and/or club, and when they cause the people around them to scatter into different directions with their repulsive appearances.

There was a lot of people on the dance floor until that grenade blast cleared the place out.

by Robby Docs May 24, 2011

Jabba blasting

(n.) the act of pursuing women of large proportions for the purposes of sexual intercourse;(v.) to have sex with a woman who is large like Jabba the Hut

The men donned their finest shirts to the all-you-can eat buffet in hopes of successful Jabba blasting; he gave himself a hernia after a night of Jabba blasting the pie eating contest champion

by Sir Michael McEwan May 10, 2008

Blast a Deuce

Take a dump

I am going to expolde if I dont Blast a Deuce soon!

by Trout Slayer 22 March 5, 2009