by oldman 34 February 13, 2017
Get the Birthday Candlemug. This is the birthday of the most amazing person and the bestest friend an Esme is a caring,kind,amazing and nicest sometimes abusive person ever
by N0tmK July 25, 2022
Get the Esme birthdaymug. When you wake up to your partner performing oral sex on you and you wake up as excited as Frosty the Snowman and exclaim immediately “HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
by Notmynamehere July 30, 2023
Get the Happy Birthdaymug. On a girl's birthday, a group of guys stand in a line outside a room. One by one, they enter the room to have sex with the lucky birthday girl inside.
by superfancy February 4, 2013
Get the birthday trainmug. (Adj.) A personal description related to the whorish or slutty acts willing to be performed for one's partner only on their birthday, birthday-only acts being more extreme than everyday acts.
1. Your mom is beyond nasty - she's birthday dirty. She frightened me a little last night...
2. My ex was a little drunk last night, so I figured why not get birthday dirty for a little while...
2. My ex was a little drunk last night, so I figured why not get birthday dirty for a little while...
by The Basement Office May 7, 2010
Get the birthday dirtymug. A Birthday deal is where a woman agrees to have sex with a man, but only once a year.. On his birthday.
by Supermanxx123 March 18, 2008
Get the Birthday dealmug. Happy Birthday, Donnie! — My heartfelt greetings to The Non-Teflon Don, The Orange Man, 222, The Foundling Father, Dope 45, the man, the myth, and the legend, Donald J. Trump.
Born on June 14th 1946, Trump is a strong textbook Gemini ♊️ who proves this often by speaking out of both sides of his mouth; and, taking “both sides, both sides” of every argument. Trump has a verbal tick of saying things twice for emphasis like Jimmy “Two Times” the character from Good Fellows.
He even fashions his carriage after his ideas about mob bosses; and, like every mob boss before him he is destined to get tripped up on paperwork and not by the actual crimes he has committed.
I know just what he wants for a 2023 birthday present! HE WANTS A BLANKET PARDON FOR ALL OF THE CRIMES HE HAS COMMITTED AND WILL ULTIMATELY BE CONVICTED OF because even John Gotti didn’t beat every charge against him.
Will he get a pardon, ultimately? To quote Dolt 45, “We’ll see, we’ll see”.
Maybe I should add “Donnie ‘ Two Times’” to his growing list of sobriquets as my poetic birthday present to him.
So be it!!!!!! Happy Birthday “Donnie ‘Two Times’l
Born on June 14th 1946, Trump is a strong textbook Gemini ♊️ who proves this often by speaking out of both sides of his mouth; and, taking “both sides, both sides” of every argument. Trump has a verbal tick of saying things twice for emphasis like Jimmy “Two Times” the character from Good Fellows.
He even fashions his carriage after his ideas about mob bosses; and, like every mob boss before him he is destined to get tripped up on paperwork and not by the actual crimes he has committed.
I know just what he wants for a 2023 birthday present! HE WANTS A BLANKET PARDON FOR ALL OF THE CRIMES HE HAS COMMITTED AND WILL ULTIMATELY BE CONVICTED OF because even John Gotti didn’t beat every charge against him.
Will he get a pardon, ultimately? To quote Dolt 45, “We’ll see, we’ll see”.
Maybe I should add “Donnie ‘ Two Times’” to his growing list of sobriquets as my poetic birthday present to him.
So be it!!!!!! Happy Birthday “Donnie ‘Two Times’l
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 14, 2023
Get the Happy Birthday, Donnie!mug.