Bella- Let’s go to crack co*caine in the school restroom
sam- no I think i’ll read mg bible instead
lovie- Ahem
sam- no I think i’ll read mg bible instead
lovie- Ahem
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Get the But YOU'RE a bible nerd too! mug.The 10 commandments of fucking off your life to play runescape properly;
1. thou shall not leave the computer seat for longer then 3 seconds unless to get coke
2. thou shall do 1m xp a day or slash thy genitals
3.be pro
and so on, this religion was derived from the church of timlohaye.
1. thou shall not leave the computer seat for longer then 3 seconds unless to get coke
2. thou shall do 1m xp a day or slash thy genitals
3.be pro
and so on, this religion was derived from the church of timlohaye.
<crazy train>:omfg im pro <lvl 138>:omfg do you like ever read the bible of broman you fail shit <crazy train>: no i sit around masterbating all day and cybering people.
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Get the bible of broman mug.Spring Mill Bible Camp is a camp in Mitchell, Indiana where you can learn more about God while spending time with your friends. It includes devotionals, singing, and GaGa ball (a game opposite of soccer). Plus other fun things including Catch the counselor, swimming with the same gender, and going to the Spring Mill State Park (We you can go visit the caves, the village, and waterfall). SMBC (for short) is a fun summer thing that is a week long and will leave you with a bunch of friends and wanting more.
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Get the Bible mug.People who’ve made definitions of the Bible, make fun of it, make it sexual, or call it fictional.
Now the question is how would you feel if something or someone you loved kept being called a stupid slut/pervert who doesn’t even say anything true over and over for generations?
Most of you would say well I don’t care, but I want you to know that when you make fun of the Bible and God you are only making Jesus come back faster.
You may despise the Christian religion and believe that they are just a bunch of idiots who listen to an idiot bible and God. But that doesn’t give you the ability to change the truth. You can believe what you believe but you cannot change the truth. So the best definition of the Bible comes from the Bible itself: “The word of God is living and active, sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing to the division of soul and of spirit, of joints and of marrow, and discerning the thoughts and intentions of the heart.” Hebrews 4:12 Also the Bible says “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.” The Bible is a bunch of revolutionary stories, testimonies, poems, and songs all collected into one powerful book.
Now the question is how would you feel if something or someone you loved kept being called a stupid slut/pervert who doesn’t even say anything true over and over for generations?
Most of you would say well I don’t care, but I want you to know that when you make fun of the Bible and God you are only making Jesus come back faster.
You may despise the Christian religion and believe that they are just a bunch of idiots who listen to an idiot bible and God. But that doesn’t give you the ability to change the truth. You can believe what you believe but you cannot change the truth. So the best definition of the Bible comes from the Bible itself: “The word of God is living and active, sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing to the division of soul and of spirit, of joints and of marrow, and discerning the thoughts and intentions of the heart.” Hebrews 4:12 Also the Bible says “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.” The Bible is a bunch of revolutionary stories, testimonies, poems, and songs all collected into one powerful book.
The world: “the Bible is trash none of it makes any sense whatsoever”
God: “you don’t make sense whatsoever…I give you everything and still you mock me:(“
The world: “whatever suck it up”
God: “that’s it here you go” *gives Jesus*
The world: “AHHHHH MERCY ON US PLEASE”
God: “you don’t make sense whatsoever…I give you everything and still you mock me:(“
The world: “whatever suck it up”
God: “that’s it here you go” *gives Jesus*
The world: “AHHHHH MERCY ON US PLEASE”
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