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Bear Branch 

a school or home of educational purposes. But no one learns anything. Houses students that party, get drunk, and smoke weed all the time. the students are known to be total bad asses, home to bitches, and you just don't want to get on their bad side. Most of the boys at the school are attractive, if their not, their probably creepers. and the girls are also very attractive, and make up 90% of the bad assness of the school. the other 10% are the football players. and they are who you "seriously" don't want to mess with. and if you go to Magnolia JH you best not be getting on the bears turf.
"Wow, those kids must go to Bear Branch because they look like they could kick my ass?"
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bear shit 

To shit a lot of berries and salmon
Bear shit was coming out of my ass all night after that party.
bear shit by Ningles February 20, 2009

Bear Cock 

DickHead1: you're a wizard harry
Dickhead2: No I'm not ill shove my bear cock in your ass in split you in two
Bear Cock by G Eazy November 28, 2013

bear trap 

A damsel that takes advantage of a boy when he least expects it. He stands no chance of turning down such a sexy beast.
Oh man, i had no choice last night, i got caught in the bear trap.
bear trap by l l l January 23, 2008

Bear Grylls

An adjective describing some questionable box munching. Usually referring to to some trick ass hoe you met at the club drunk that you tried to hook up with but could only make it to the pink taco stand. The name originates from the show Man vs. Wild where Bear Grylls is seen on the show eating some pretty gross shit.
After leaving Players with a nasty bitch Mike went to her house and straight Bear Grylls'd her shit.

or

Jeremy ate out a grimy bitch he met at the bar. Bear Gryll's wouldn't even eat that shit.
Bear Grylls by Bsmitty003 January 8, 2009

bear felatio

Any form of gettin head while you're high. Based on a scene in the movie "cheech and chong"
After the rave everyone was getting bear felatios!!
bear felatio by clurebure June 21, 2007