ass bandit

ass bandit
noun: vulgar slang (also ass burglar)
1 a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.
2 an eager seducer of young women.

1 if you want to avoid ass bandits, why would come into this bar?
2 such ass bandits young men are these days!

by hb94 September 22, 2009

Butterscotch Bandit

A butterscotch banana shaped car. (aka. 2000 Tiburon!)

Oh! Look at that butterscotch bandit go!

by Sonny,Sarah,CarlosGAY August 8, 2010

shit house bandit

Slang name for anyone who grafittis restrooms.

They paint these walls to hide my pen, but the shit house bandit has struck again.

by Aunty Peaches March 8, 2007

doo doo bandit

A mysterious character that goes into ones house, unknowingly, and shits up ones toilet without flushing. This is best done when the occupant of the house is out of town or expecting guests.

I just went over to Matt's house and doo doo bandited all of his bathrooms.

by ReTodd January 12, 2006

back door bandit

a person who prefers the arse of a man to the flange of a woman

my mate Nathan O'Brien is a Back Door Bandit

by James Taylor November 6, 2003

Honesty Box Bandit

Someone who writes mean remarks in multiple peoples' honesty boxes on face book. often these assumptions are false, and the remarks are ignored. The writer is also always obvious, and is there for hated because of these little rude remarks.

Honesty box bandit's work:

Honesty Box one: I hate you go die
Honesty box two: You have no friends
Honesty box three: no one likes you
etc...

(all written within a few seconds of each other)

by Kaybay January 3, 2008

big dick bandit

A person who has an above-average sized cock and seeks out females to put the cock to use. Usually a person that sneaks up on women and whips it out.

Eric watched as Mr. Collins approached the girl secretly from behind, and he said, "watch out, here comes the big dick bandit!"

by Eric Russell1 April 14, 2007