Edge Benched

When someone gets so drunk at the Edge of Town that they pass out in one of the booth benches!

"Yo Jolene can you order me a pizza I'm hella hungry?"

"Shit fool, you wont eat, you are so Edge benched right now!"

"mmmhmmm!"

by Savannah Douglas October 26, 2011

Spouse Bench

A bench outside a store at the mall, shopping center, etc. that men sit on to wait for their girlfriends or wives

Damascus: Tobias, why were u sitting on that bench out side Forever 21 yesterday?
Tobias: I was waiting on that spouse bench for my girlfriend to buy something

by MyNameIsCookie January 20, 2015

park bench

The lower belly fat that hangs between a persons legs when sitting down, like when sitting on a "park bench"

Her park bench is so big that she cant close her legs when she sits.

by funnygalsmac April 20, 2015

tool bench

A total jerk- face, who is inconsiderate, entitled, and arrogant. Sometimes, but not always, completely aware of their actions, but simply doesn't care. Other times they are just oblivious and unknowingly narcissistic. Even more of a 'tool' than a tool. Most often a male, but a female can be a tool sometimes as well , though it is rare. (you will know these people when you see/hear them. They are easily described as a tool bench when that seems to be the only term, other than a swear, that comes to mind)

That guy is such a tool bench, He just pushed that little kid down in the sand and stole his volleyball to show off in front of some chick.

by Giraffasaurus June 2, 2015

Blood bench

When a girl gets her period she is not allowed to go into the swimming pool. She still has to suit up but has to sit on the bench. Everyone knows she has her period.

Hey there's Debbie on blood bench...lol...looks like she is on the rag today.

by quartermoa August 18, 2016

lucky bench

The act of grinding, or dry humping on a bench numerous times. there for making it lucky.

Me and Zoe went to the lucky bench yesterday.

by jjnj May 13, 2018

Bubby bench

It's a word which is used instead of bloody bitch. It's clean version of a curse word which you can use infront of anybody! Bubby stands for bloody and bench stands for bitch

Bubby Bench she was

by Duymson December 10, 2018