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Austin Milner

A coffee drink consisting of two shots of espresso, caramel flavoring, all over ice. The drink originated at Texas Roast coffee house in Rockwall, Texas. The drink is a specialty item and is not on the menu. Much like rap, an Austin Milner is an acquired taste.
>Good morning, what'll it be today?
>>I'll have an Austin Milner please!

>Okay that'll be $2.33, we'll have it right out.
by snowysnowcones October 18, 2010
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Austin Watts

Looks kinda like Wolverine. Son of Joseph Stalin. Watches Anime Porn for the "entertainment"
Austin Watts I thought I told you to stop watching that hentai
by KENNY THE THICCC BOI May 14, 2018
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Austin Bro

The bro unicorn. The safest and best of all bros.

Austin bros have money, but not too much money (or they would never want you to feel uncomfortable with their net worth). They enjoy pools, 4 to 6 weeks of vacation a year, mid sized SUVs with aggressive off-road capabilities with a car wash membership close by. But they are also anti-historical bro — they don’t care for sports, hate fraternities, don’t bang loud obnoxious angry music, respect women, drink responsibly, not in good ol boy clubs, don’t care about clothing brands (as long as it’s the brands they care about), didn’t go to upper end colleges, don’t wear axe all the times but only on the most special of occasions.

This is the safest version of a bro that exisits. These are loyal bros. Great husband and dad material, masters on the grill and smoker, and excel at odd hobbies like fly fishing and urban gardening.

Austin bro vehicles:
4Runner TRD’s (usually blacked out)
Ford Broncos (2” lift)
Sometimes f150’s (if they have boats)

Austin bro wardrobe:
Howler brothers

Vuori

Levi’s

Surf brands
Austin bro can defined through a Saturday morning text: Hey Bro, bring the kids over poolside today. I’m throwing a brisket on and I brought some IPA’s back from our trip out west.
by CousinToAnAustinBro July 2, 2022
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Liv Austin

The best girlfriend ever and the most prettiest Girl ever and very kind over all she is perfect
by Taylerlovesliv March 12, 2021
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sarah and austin

sarah and austin are the hottest people to ever live
by bae:D November 30, 2020
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austin fox

A usually retarded child that looks a lot like a Playmobile and like Sid from the Toy Story. He is not funny at all and smells like a black monkey lookin' ass.
Yo, Austin Fox told a joke last night and it was absolute shit!
by Its_Kobie July 13, 2018
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Austin/Isaiah

the person who whips out his peen on the bus to show a girl who has a boy friend he asks out girls with boyfriends and hugs all girls he's just that one he-she. super racist, loves making white people jokes along with being the biggest booty. gross, nasty, just ugh .. if you meet an austin/isaiah don't date.. fricking booty hole who thinks that there better than everyone and calls u his girlfriend ya he's that type of kid.
Everyone "loves" Austin/Isaiah and is tiny peenie
by unicornbuttlover101 January 22, 2020
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