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Laugh Attack

When you laugh at something funny and for a long time you just keep laughing
by Trendcrave September 30, 2017
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Khak Attack

When you are overstaffed at a workplace that requires a uniform involving khaki pants, thus overwhelmed by the light-tan color.
I approached the front desk and was immediately engulfed by a full-fledged khak attack.
by Miss Nicks June 17, 2018
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Textually attractive

A textually attractive person texts in complete sentences, uses proper grammar, is witty and otherwise intelligent sounding in written communication.
The woman I met on Hinge says she’s willing to meet with me because after several nights of being of texting, she confessed she finds me incredibly textually attractive !”
by PaKir February 28, 2019
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Kak-Attack

When a momther is a lad but then you see Kakyoin and start violently shaking and screaming
Is that a mom? OH NO ITS TRAP KAKYOIN AAAAAA IM HAVING A KAK-ATTACK GUYS PLEASE HELP
by Spedwagon July 30, 2019
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Shnart Attack

Not to be confused with shark attack

Shnart attack is a complex combination of shit, fart, sneeze, and heart attack. Similarly to a shart they are all combined because they happen simultaneously or because of each other.
One sneezes and the resulting abdominal pressure leads to a powerful fart that quickly is recognised as a shart, the pure terror of which triggers cardiac arrest.
Chill, just because you failed the final is no reason to have a shnart attack.

Didn't you hear? Jerry has been in the hospital for a week after he had a shnart attack.
by ShadoOfLight December 11, 2019
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Least Attractive Denominator (Lad)

The least attractive denominator (lad) is a phenomenon that occurs on dating profiles, where the least attractive person pictured in each group photo is the owner of the dating profile.
Jerry: Every one of this girl’s profile pics is in a group photo, most of the girls are attractive but I can’t tell which one is her.
Chad: It’s always the least attractive denominator (lad), in this case the fat girl wearing too much eye makeup. Sorry man.
by Hankhillspropane December 25, 2019
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plenty attractive

When you find someone to be very attractive, but they didn’t think you’d find them attractive, this is the term for that.
Guy: “I just didn’t think you’d find me that attractive.”
Girl: “I find you plenty attractive wdym?”
by Secret-115 October 24, 2020
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