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Asshole Collar

A type of shirt where the Collar and possibly the Cuffs are white and the body of the shirt is colored (blue, etc). Originated from the desire to be seen as both "White Collar" and aware of fashion trends. Predominantly worn by investment bankers, asshole bosses, frat boys, and those who wish to display, but do not actually have, money.

Notable perpetrators include: Bill Lumbergh (Office Space) and Ken Lay (Enron)
That guy wore his Asshole Collar out to the bar with jeans, what a douche.

I started my new job today and I could tell my boss will be a real prick by his Asshole Collar.

Look at those frat boys wearing Asshole Collars as if they had a job and didn't live off mommy and daddy.
by Camelsah October 28, 2009
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Asshole

Someone that knows a store they shop at exploits workers, exploits suppliers, exploits taxpayers, exploits foreign slave labor, and exploits its own monopolies . . . but doesn't care because they saved a few pennies.
Why is Seshysama an asshole?--shops at Wal*Mart: quod erat demonstrandum.
by KarmaPolice1986 February 11, 2014
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open asshole

"AOL is the big, stinky open asshole of the ISP world."
by Johnny Christmas September 17, 2003
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talking asshole

a) someone who never stops talking long enough to think

b) someone who never stops talking shit long enough to think

c) someone whose ability to stop talking, or talking shit, has atrophied
He's a talking asshole who knows plenty of women.

He was acting like a talking asshole at the funeral.

"For a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes went out, ... ." - William S. Burroughs
by atomicsteambunny March 24, 2006
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Random Assholes

Random Assholes are people who show up to parties uninvited or nobody knows who they are.

Here are some important signs of a random asshole
1. the term random asshole is never used. it is very rare to see a random asshole on his/her own. They travel in herds.
2. Random assholes like to chill or lean against a large wall or open space and look around at people.
3. During winter random assholes will wear a random jacket to a party. No matter how hot it gets at the party the random asshole will not take off the jacket.
4. Random assholes have initiators who branch from the herd and try to socialize with normal people. They usually talk for 5-10 minutes and leave. They return to the herd and continue being random assholes.
this place is filled with random assholes .
by YevYev March 3, 2011
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a bag full of assholes

by ERB1983 December 6, 2010
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Canada's asshole

while some see this as Alaska, it is more commonly known as Justin Bieber.
dude did you see Canada's asshole piss in that bucket.

eghh... yeah,
thanks Canada:/
by schap September 17, 2013
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