Slight of Arse

Much the same as Crop Dusting and a similar action to slight of hand. The art of Slight of Arse is perfected once the person can deliver without being detected whilst in almost any situation, the idea being to leave a stench whilst using evasive, distracting or sound deadening techniques.

This guy is a master of slight of arse!

by DmgB September 14, 2007

shovel arse

When someone has a flat ass and it looks like the back of a square shovel.

Oh my God..did you see the guy that just walked by? His pants are baggy in the back. Ya, he has a shovel arse AND there is no cure for a shovel arse.

by Pattio January 10, 2006

arse sandwich

What you accuse someone with shitty morning breath of having just eaten.

Mate, you smell like you just ate an arse sandwich!

by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

smacked arse

What you look like after a hard night on the piss.

fuck bitch u look like a smacked arse.

by She2red February 22, 2005

arse beads

egg shaped sex toys for the arse, also referred to as love eggs

Bend over love, I need to get those arsebeads out, I've got another appointment at 2.

by Bettysketch September 7, 2005

Arse badger

A real jerk

Girl: wow that boy was such an arse badger

by Shayomac February 19, 2017

Arse Munch

One who irritates others for their own amusement. This is usually met with hostility.

Also, a term of endearment between friends.

"What an utter arse munch!"

or
"Awright arse munch? How's it going?"

by 4Tone-E May 30, 2015