Twat Swatting

When a female trys to intervien with another female who is trying to hook up with some bro. a.k.a. Girl version of cock blocking.

guy 1: " yo this girl is all on my D"

guy 2: " oh truee. get that nut!"

guy 1: " Bro, im trying but this other hoe keeps interviening, shes being such a twat swat! "

guy 2: Ohh definate Twat Swatting!

by Shaunbee/ B.D. / Dane Cook February 4, 2009

Twat Omelet

This is when you pour 2-4 eggs into a willing females vagina. You are to then beat/whisk them by having rigourous intercourse till the mixture reaches yuo prefferred consistency. The female is now asked to evacuate the mixture form her vaginal cavity into a waiting bowl or preheated frying pan or skillet (I suggest the bowl). Cook and enjoy!..

Variations include:

- Adding all the fixings: peppers, ham, onions etc
- Single or dual orgasm for more flavoring

Tim: "Carl's a douche, so I made him a twat omelet with more flavor, I told him it was european recipe I was trying"

Roger: "Did he eat the whole thing?"

by Bccsah January 20, 2011

Cheesy Twat

The state of a woman's vaginia when it begins to look, smell, and feel like week old nacho cheese. Usually developed by going weeks without showering, sleeping with many random people, and sticking unusual objects up the twat.

That fucking slut has some real bad cheesy twat going on!

by James K February 12, 2004

Waffle Twat

The product of forcefully flogging a vagina with a tennis racket.

"That bitch gave me blue balls, so I got her back with a waffle twat"

by Vaginal_Discharge March 30, 2005

twat pocket

to warm up a hot pocket, cut 1 end off and fuck it

the fat lonely man made a twat pocket after his girlfriend dumped him.

by Joe Fwice March 31, 2008

twat snooter

An individual who enjoys rubbing ones nose vigorously into a chicks twat. One who likes the smell of pussy so much he/she must bury his/her nose into a chicks muff.

That pussy smelled so fucking good I became a total twat snooter!! I love twat snooting!!! I'm a gonna twat snoot it up motherfuckers!!!!

by Stan Snootertwattin November 9, 2007

Twat on a Fishcake

Expression of angry suprise. User is as shocked as he would be if he found one.

"Ten quid for a pint! Twat on a fishcake!!"

by Darren Jones June 12, 2003