Duck and a half

the ugliest girl in a place or group

Girl:shut up ugly
Boy:you shut up you ol Duck and a half ass beatch
Girl:whatever

by Y.P.24 May 13, 2008

Half Lincoln

When you are trying to give someone an Abe Lincoln (dropping a load on a girls chin, spreading it from ear to ear and sprinkling it with fresh cut pubic hair) but for some reason you can't complete the task.

Ie; lack of pubic hair or girl wakes up after load is shot.

Jay: "Yo bro, I went to bust out the Abe Lincoln on that skank I brought home last night, but the bitch pulled back and wiped her chin after I dropped my baby batter. Just another half Lincoln."

Kevin: "You sneaky son of a bitch, haha. Don't worry man, there is always next time. I recommend keeping a bag of cut pubes on the nightstand to avoid any delay."

by Kelowna Jay June 23, 2011

Half Retard

A person who spells phenomenal and degrading wrong while giving a definition such as Madd Jester.

I think Fred's a Half Retard, he always smells his finger after he diggs up his bum.

by Glapogos August 21, 2008

half quid

One United States Dollar

Dave was disappointed to find how little he could buy with a half quid.

by D j C March 18, 2007

half-term

adj. Describes someone elected or promoted to a position s/he is not truly qualified to hold and who quits before the full extent of her incompetence can be clearly established. A "half-term" office holder may also resign before the law, countless controversies, ethics investigations, etc. can catch up with her.

Question: "Since when did a half-term governor with little political experience and even less knowledge become an expert on nuclear power and foreign relations?"

Answer: "Since Fox News and the teabaggers proclaimed her their messiah."

by ZikZak April 11, 2010

half-edge

people who weren't able to commit to the entire lifestyle of straight edge. they allow themselves to either smoke OR drink OR have sex outside of committed relationships.

Person A: Why is Emily smoking? I thought she was straight edge!

Person B: dude, didn't you hear? she broke edge three months ago, and now she's just half-edge.

by JadeSkellington March 25, 2006

half a grand

Money lingo that means five hundred dollars.

If you've got $500 to spend, that's a half a grand.

It will cost a half a grand to get my vehicle repaired.

by KJ4evs April 05, 2016