Elijah is a good friend and can make a wicked fried chicken! He can catch a baseball and say “me”. He can even calculate 1+1 without a piece of paper! If you find an Elijah look for a name tag as they will often get lost and have to wear a name tag by (city) law.
by Yeeeet 22 December 9, 2018
Get the Elijahmug. by DaddyWhy3 March 13, 2019
Get the Elijahmug. a fucking whore who acts better than everyone one because he's lonely and is always losing friends because he's toxic and gaslights them.
by nignig1234 December 10, 2022
Get the Elijahmug. Elijah is a kind, caring, smart, funny and good-looking guy.He may seem shy at first but once you get to know him, he really doesn't know how to shut up (which is kind of cute).Super athletic you may find him playing football with the guys.He will always act dumb but is actually really smart.He can be one of the bestest friends you'll ever have (if you can get one one as a boyfriend even better).He will seriously drop whatever he's doing to help you.In conclusion, if you know somebody named Elijah, don't let them go, you will regret it.
Girl drops her book*
Elijah:Are you okay?
Helps her with the books*
Girl:Thanks
Elijah:No problem, Whats your name?
Girl:Lizzy
Elijah: Can I have your number?
Lizzy: Sure
Fastfoward 2 years Elijah and Lizzy are starting high school sophomore year and a happy couple.
Based off a true story*
Elijah:Are you okay?
Helps her with the books*
Girl:Thanks
Elijah:No problem, Whats your name?
Girl:Lizzy
Elijah: Can I have your number?
Lizzy: Sure
Fastfoward 2 years Elijah and Lizzy are starting high school sophomore year and a happy couple.
Based off a true story*
by Nonyabussiness123 January 1, 2022
Get the Elijahmug. Elijah is a very genuine kind and caring person, he is a very funny humorous individual. He gives great advice and is very caring towards his loved ones and his friends. He is truly a good friend and he is a keeper. He will always listen and try to support you however he can he is such a happy individual.
by ilikehungryjacks<3 June 12, 2022
Get the Elijahmug. A Great loving person who never disappoints and accepts you for who you are<3 Honestly their humor can be weird but are genuinely such nice ppl, has a short temper sometimes and are short and ver protective, but have a soft spot for ppl they like<3 my favorite microwave rat boi<3
person 1: have you met Elijah?
person 2: yeah! hes very chaotic and accepted me when i came out as trans!
person 1: congrats!
hes a microwave rat :
person 2: yeah! hes very chaotic and accepted me when i came out as trans!
person 1: congrats!
hes a microwave rat :
by MichealTheChalkDealer January 25, 2022
Get the Elijahmug. 