Instant wet

When just verbally conversing with a woman by saying the right thing at the right time instantly makes a mess in her underwear.

He didn't even say that many words but they were the right ones and her only response was instant wet.

by @Badmoneyslim September 5, 2019

Wet Wookie

pissing on a girls hair after sex and making her angry so she roars at you

Adam: Jake, did you try wet wookie with Annie?

Jake: Hell yeah

Adam: Did she like it?

Jake: Not at all

by Patres February 27, 2021

Wet sammich

An extremely soaked, delicious and deadly sandwich exclusively made in Chicago by hairy men with thick 'Cago accents. Wet sammiches are often accompanied with a tug job (also knows as a teej). Favorite sammich of puffins in the North Atlantic.

"Hey guy, gimme one of dem wet sammiches, extra wet, and let me get a teej with that afterwards a'right? Go Bears"

by chicagopuffin August 31, 2012

Wet Bessies

Engorged and lactating female breasts. A throw back to Bessie the Cow.

My wet Bessies are so engorged.

My wet bessies are leaking.

She has the biggest wet bessies.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018

Wet wiener

When you spill a Baja blast from Taco Bell on your wiener/crotch area

Gotta drive safely after you order Taco Bell. You don’t want a wet wiener, do you?

by Slightlychance September 2, 2020

wet gas

when you fart and brown mist appears on your underwear

holy crap jimmy just wet gassed all over my bed!

by mark mcellian November 22, 2011

Wet Squall

The act of projecting diarhea on someone's face.

If he doesn't stop pissing me off, I'm gonna wet squall him.

by KingChode December 10, 2009