Squirrel rub

When a man's penis is so overcome by his own hair that in order to jack off, he has to push away the tail just to rub the head
After many years of marriage, the old man had gotten quite used to squirrel rubs and ended up throwing away his clippers.
by Wild Wes November 17, 2011
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squirrel treat

Substances that when consumed provides for a mind altering experience. From sugary treats and caffein to drugs and booze
Hey man, call the plug and get a half ounce of squirrel treats. Maybe a couple of grams of those other squirrel treats too.
by The Man Who Owns the World December 28, 2020
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Squirrel Snaked

a) my buddy was hitting on this tall blonde last night but I squirrel snaked him and took her home.

b) My buddy totally squirrel snaked my style.
by flyntflossy&ocho November 22, 2011
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tainted squirrel

When you're getting your dick sucked and the woman takes balls in mouth while sticking her tounge out to lick the taint.
That whore Cindy gave me a bj along with a tainted squirrel last night.
by 12bdk January 21, 2016
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beat the squirrel

The phrase summarizes the process of a woman masturbating.
I never expected Sandra to be a girl who will beat the squirrel while watching porn.
by Capitis Deminutio Maxima September 01, 2010
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Mangled Squirrel

Someone that is very annoying and stupid.
Girl 1 : Joey has been getting on my nerves all day!

Girl 2 : Ugh, he's such a mangled Squirrel
by Squirrelo0 November 07, 2020
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