When a man's penis is so overcome by his own hair that in order to jack off, he has to push away the tail just to rub the head
After many years of marriage, the old man had gotten quite used to squirrel rubs and ended up throwing away his clippers.
by Wild Wes November 17, 2011
Get the Squirrel rubmug. by Capitis Deminutio Maxima September 1, 2010
Get the beat the squirrelmug. A man holds a woman up in the air, belly down, by her hips with her legs wrapped around his and her hands pressed against the wall to hold the rest of her body upwhile his penis is in the anus or vagina as he thrusts.
I was about to cum so I lifted her up for a Flying Squirrel and starting humping her like a jackrabbit.
by SavageSmack November 15, 2016
Get the Flying Squirrelmug. (Also kicking the squirrel)
1. Sometimes when you get high, you think "kicking the squirrel" is a horrific sex act.
2. A group of friends in a relaxing gathering of smoking pot and talking about horrific sex acts.
1. Sometimes when you get high, you think "kicking the squirrel" is a horrific sex act.
2. A group of friends in a relaxing gathering of smoking pot and talking about horrific sex acts.
by kittiesbutts August 8, 2016
Get the kick the squirrelmug. When a persons breath smells like they have been sucking dick and swallowing nut all night. They way a squirrels breath would smell like after carrying nuts in its mouth.
Guy 1 "whats up with Angie? she straight up gots SQUIRREL BREATH this morning"
Guy 2 " that hoe was out sucking dick last night. Who knows how many fools busted a nut in her mouth."
Guy 1 " no wonder, now thats what i call SQUIRREL BREATH!"
Guy 2 " that hoe was out sucking dick last night. Who knows how many fools busted a nut in her mouth."
Guy 1 " no wonder, now thats what i call SQUIRREL BREATH!"
by Citychick213 August 7, 2018
Get the squirrel breathmug. An urban mystical beast that is often seen thrusting acorns. This savage beast is constantly sexually active. It seeks out it's soulmate, a fellow squirrel. This squirrel is extremely irresponsible which is why he loses his walnuts. This mystical beast loves munching on acorns. He also loves singing. If this mystical beast is seen in public scream Shayrine to piss it off.
Boy: "Damn look at that... its shayan the squirrel"
Girl: "Is it munching on acorns"
Boy: "I think so... oh its munching on another squirrel"
Girl: "Shayrine is back baby!"
Girl: "Is it munching on acorns"
Boy: "I think so... oh its munching on another squirrel"
Girl: "Shayrine is back baby!"
by Shayan the Squirrel May 25, 2017
Get the shayan the squirrelmug. by Squirrelo0 November 7, 2020
Get the Mangled Squirrelmug.