When a man's penis is so overcome by his own hair that in order to jack off, he has to push away the tail just to rub the head
After many years of marriage, the old man had gotten quite used to squirrel rubs and ended up throwing away his clippers.
by Wild Wes November 17, 2011
Substances that when consumed provides for a mind altering experience. From sugary treats and caffein to drugs and booze
Hey man, call the plug and get a half ounce of squirrel treats. Maybe a couple of grams of those other squirrel treats too.
by The Man Who Owns the World December 28, 2020
a) my buddy was hitting on this tall blonde last night but I squirrel snaked him and took her home.
b) My buddy totally squirrel snaked my style.
b) My buddy totally squirrel snaked my style.
by flyntflossy&ocho November 22, 2011
by Zhivalicious August 29, 2016
When you're getting your dick sucked and the woman takes balls in mouth while sticking her tounge out to lick the taint.
by 12bdk January 21, 2016
by Capitis Deminutio Maxima September 01, 2010
by Squirrelo0 November 07, 2020