wet gas

when you fart and brown mist appears on your underwear

holy crap jimmy just wet gassed all over my bed!

by mark mcellian November 22, 2011

wet snowball

During intercourse, when a male ejaculates into his hand then throws it into his partner’s face

“How did your date with Cindy go last night?”
“Not great. She wouldn’t talk to me after I gave her a wet snowball”

by Littlebigbitch March 13, 2018

Wet Bender

Drinking so much on a weekend bender you wind up with gut wrenching case of the wet beer shits.

It took me three days to recover from the wet bender.

Looks like a wet bender this weekend.

by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020

Wet Bessies

Engorged and lactating female breasts. A throw back to Bessie the Cow.

My wet Bessies are so engorged.

My wet bessies are leaking.

She has the biggest wet bessies.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018

Wet Wookie

pissing on a girls hair after sex and making her angry so she roars at you

Adam: Jake, did you try wet wookie with Annie?

Jake: Hell yeah

Adam: Did she like it?

Jake: Not at all

by Patres February 27, 2021

Wet sammich

An extremely soaked, delicious and deadly sandwich exclusively made in Chicago by hairy men with thick 'Cago accents. Wet sammiches are often accompanied with a tug job (also knows as a teej). Favorite sammich of puffins in the North Atlantic.

"Hey guy, gimme one of dem wet sammiches, extra wet, and let me get a teej with that afterwards a'right? Go Bears"

by chicagopuffin August 31, 2012

Wet nosing

When a dog pushes there cold wet nose up against you

Puppers is wet nosing my leg

by Wetnoseking April 5, 2022