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thomas cahill

Irish author who writes religious books.
Dude 1: Dude, Thomas Cahill's terrible.

Dude 2: Dude, False.
by jordan2334 December 1, 2010
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Thomas Moment

The moment when you have a moment where you are slow to process simple information
“What color is a firetruck?” “Uhhhhh sorry, I just had a Thomas moment”
by Thomaslover5572 March 22, 2022
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Thomas Sharpe

The most gentlemanly, Respectful, Charming, Seductive, Alluring...(You get the point)..Man alive- er...never mind. His cheek bones forgot to protect him, and he got stabbed.

Deserved better. 10/10 Good boy; only let his sister kill his wives twice.
"Did you watch Crimson Peak?"
"No, not yet, whats it about?"
"Its about this girl, and this guy names Thomas Sharpe, who is so handsome and- gods his voice is great-"
"You've got me hooked with that, lemme pull up netflix."
by Adhdwriter August 2, 2021
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thomas lewis

CEO of USPS. Makes an incomprehensible amount of money. USPS is definitely the worst postal service in the world.
Did you see Thomas Lewis’s house? It’s like a square mile! That guys so rich!
by ZachariahSaliva September 17, 2020
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thomas headon

has a nose ring

is swag

likes to vibe

he looks at girls in the car window
do you know thomas headon ??
yeah he’s so swag
by toemasheadon June 20, 2021
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thomas braun

Thomas is a mix of thomas and braun. The luckiest man on the planet. It is RARE to find a thomas braun, but once you find it, you'll never let him go. Thomas Braun is the kind of man you will want to have for the rest of your life, and if you do so, consider yourself the second luckiest of all. If you're searching this name, congrats, or you are one or you have one :)
You won't believe who I met Jessica.

WHO?

I met a Thomas Braun.

no fucking way.
by Marcelita otxilac July 5, 2020
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Kara Thomas

Sounds like she’s related to Thomas the train. Knows this joke has been told in elementary school one too many times.
“Ha ha yeah my last name is Thomas like the train, but no I’m not related to him” -Kara Thomas
by Deez bofa February 27, 2019
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