wet rooted

(adverb) the action of pissing and pooping yourself

the movie was so scary i wet rooted myself

by morting March 17, 2025

Root

The slang term for "Penis" commonly used/heard in rural parts of Western New Brunswick, Canada. Alternatively called the "Bird" as well. Used mostly by local hillbillies to casually and crudely describe either their own penis or their friend's. Origin is unknown, though locals say it stems from the possible lack of collective IQ points in this specific rural region due to lack of Federal funding to rural areas.

1. "Don't pull out yer' dirty fuckin root there, bud! It's broad daylight! What are ya? A Goof?"

2. "Buddy in the locker room said I had a real big root hangin' off me, I ain't gay but I'm takin' that as a compliment fer sure!"

by anonymous July 16, 2024

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

root wad

: Fucking her hard

; Putting it all in her

Ex. You ain't root wadding her, are you?

Ex. I'm gonna root wad my bitch tonight.

by G slag June 20, 2022

root

a root is someone who is an arsehole (see Radge) mostly used in Edinburgh you can either say Root or Rooty you can use it to describe a couple of people as rooty "They radges are rooty as fuck" or if you don't want to do something stupid you call it Rooty

Darren Mcall is a root him and his brother are rooty as fuck.

by Edinburgh Gadgey May 13, 2018

root-netting

Is the under-soil network of interlaced root systems of above ground botanica.

Root netting is when tree root systems interlock, creating a hidden "net" of support for surface soil.

In simple terms, when plants hold hands under the soil.

"If you remove this forest, the ground will not be supported by this root-netting any longer, and may give way."

by Mr H20 August 20, 2022

root boosted

hair that is backcombed/teased and therefore very big and full of volume. most scenes/emos root boost their hair.

vanessa: describe your hair to me, vince
vince noir: basic backcomb structure, slightly root boosted, frame and a cheeky fringe
vanessa: very nice!!!

by vInCeLoVeRxXx January 4, 2010