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I can't coman go and kee mysef

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.
Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its finest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.
by Candyswrites January 3, 2020
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REAL SMART CAN'T

I admit so badly I want to teach but for some reason REAL SMART CANT does not accept REAL SMART CAN'T PEDOPHILE.
by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021
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Can't do anything about it

Hym "I can't do anything about it? I ALREADY HAVE! I've shaped the course of human history! And if you try to stop me from carving my name into the discourse I will just find something else to carve it into! I will rewrite the overarching narrative under which you await your impending death WITH MY BARE HANDS and you will sing my praises.. In your prayers... For eternity!"
by Hym Iam November 28, 2023
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Ka-can't-think

Ka-can't-think
/k-a 'kant THiNGk/

A term for a person who's stupid and ignorant

But still has the audacity to do things to other people
Youre an ka-can't-think person
My ka-can't-think neighbor can't stop talking

My ka-can't-think friend wants a debate
by Worldwar5 April 20, 2022
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I can't fine my jab

Do you know why? I do. And I could tell you what to do (in specificity) to fix the problem. Money back guaranteed. It's actually a good story.
"I can't fine my jab"

Hym "Ooo I want to tell him so bad! But I don't want to give it away. But I KNOW exactly what's going to happen. He's going to pay his coach. Instead of me. And I'm not going to get any credit. And that would be lame. But I'll do it. I can't do it here because I'll give it away. And I'm correct. It's good."
by Hym Iam September 14, 2023
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You don't make the rules of hell (You know I was going to insult you here for saying that stupid shit to me but actually, this time, I'm not going to).
Hym "So, 'You can't think your way out of hell' says the guy who doesn't have a say in whether or not I can think my way out of hell. You don't make the rules, nor do you know whether or not it's the case."
by Hym Iam December 15, 2025
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