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Wet nosing

When a dog pushes there cold wet nose up against you
by Wetnoseking April 5, 2022
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Wet wiener

When you spill a Baja blast from Taco Bell on your wiener/crotch area
Gotta drive safely after you order Taco Bell. You don’t want a wet wiener, do you?
by Slightlychance September 2, 2020
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drippin wet

To be dripping some pre-nut.
"John, she got me drippin wet, man."
by PinkJoji October 14, 2017
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Wet And Messy

Wet And Messy is type of sexual kink & fetish that has been around for quite a while (a while in my POV is two decades).

Basically the premise is that some people find it erotic when girls cover themselves or play with certain substances that have satisfying tactile properties. For me, it's anything with a thick, viscous or slimy consistency, such as honey, liquid soap or detergent, simulated mucus, nuru gel, or slime itself. This kink is most (in)famous for using food substances, but this is entirely optional (I much prefer non-food substances, with the exception being confectionary stuff like syrup or whipped cream).

This kink can be depicted with or without any additional sexual acts being performed. I personally find it really erotic when the performer wallows and slides around in the substance on a flat surface.

This kink can also be performed by yourself, which I've been doing ever since I discovered it, and it really gets me off.
My journey with Wet And Messy began as a pre-teen when I realized that watching girls sliding around in fucktons of shampoo or laundry detergent was a massive turn on.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 7, 2022
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Wet Wench

When in contact with a womans moist vagina. Penetrate the wet area using your index or whatever finger preferred. Then insert the moist finger into the unexpected companions ear.
Oh you think that dutch oven was funny get a load of my wet wench.
by clinexani December 19, 2013
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Wet wank

A line used by Dave the sailor to describe visiting an Asian hooker.
Dave: we're coming into port..

John: yeah I know.

Dave: fancie a shave and a wet wank?
by Pablotescobar November 26, 2021
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Wet Joker

Like a wet willy, you lick your fingers during sex, plug your partner’s ears, then proceed to laugh like the JOKER (2019).
Yo Ethan, I was with my girl last night and whipped out a Wet Joker. She loved it.
by The Rhino E Dog February 6, 2022
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