Weasel

A small sometimes bent furry penis often given large hibernation periods of non use. Often the owner tends to rely on self petting than others being allowed to pop it.

Dan "ahh pop goes the weasel"

by chubby bear56437 August 27, 2009

stink weasel

a male's penis that has just been removed from a female's anal cavity after sex

My stink weasel smells like cheddar cheese because she was eating nachos earlier.

by Amy Cornfretter October 25, 2007

weasel

a person or persons that sneaks behind ones back or steals for personal gain even tho the people he steals from are his good friends and share there family with this wanker. For example

ALEX SIBLEY IS A WEASEL BECAUSE HE STEALS DEALS COS HE HAS NONE OF HIS OWN.... WANKER.....
HE ALSO HAS A MASSIVE VAGINA AND WAGS WORK TO STROKE IT< OTHERWISE IT BARKS AT HIM LIKE HIS MRS DOES EARLY IN THE MORNING BEFORE HE LETS HER OUT TO PEE.

by Alex Sibley October 28, 2008

ass weasel

some one who is ugly and resembles a weasels ass for a face

Wow! Sage's boyfriend is really ugly, he looks like an ass weasel.

by sXeJOSH November 11, 2006

cheese weasel

A man who prefers to perform cunnilingus on a woman while she has a yeast infection.

Debbie had a yeast infection this week and that dirty cheese weasel ate her out every day.

by GoinHAM March 2, 2008

Screeching Weasel

A punk band out of Chicago, Illinois. Mostly known because Blink 182 covered their song "The Girl Next Door"

Albums:
Screeching Weasel
Boogadaboogadaboogada
My Brain Hurts
Wiggle
Anthem For A New Tomorrow
How To Make Enemies and Irritate People
Kill The Musicians
Bark Like a Dog
Television City Dreams
Emo
Teen Punks In Heat

by Matt November 11, 2004

Weisenburger

Adjective: One who is beyond fantastically endowed in either size or skill, and takes full advantage of this quality.
Verb: To use one's weisenburgerliness. This is done often and for long periods of time.
Noun: A veggie burger with bacon and cheese. You heard me.

Jeez you're a weisenburger, how do you make it around corners with that thing?
Man, I got weisenburgered at the party last week, and I still can't walk.
This weisenburger is delicious and yet thoroughly unkosher. No you pervert, not like that.

by Golph December 12, 2010