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Eastern Washington

120 degrees in the summer, -20 degrees in the winter. Everyone smokes fucking weed. Every day is 4/20. Literally empty except for one or two cities here and there and some stupid weed shops. Most people there are probably active on r/trees.
Q: Hey i wanna smoke weed legally where should I go?
A: EASTERN WASHINGTON IS THE PLACE- Oh yeah, it's empty there.
by Omskmapping July 7, 2022
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George Washington

A George Washinton is when you cum on a girls teeth and force her to brush it in.
"Omg Barbera, Fred made me do a George Washington last night"
by Monk Eballs July 14, 2022
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Washington air raid

When someone crop dusts a woman who is driving topless.
Hank and Evan just gave their boss the gnarliest Washington air raid
by Tazerchase July 23, 2022
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George Washington

A hood ass nigga, bro was pumping mad bitches after being the daddy of the USA
Guy 1: you know George Washington?

Guy 2: yeah that rich ahh mf with mad bitches?
by Conqueeftador69 January 24, 2022
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washington wedge

A vehicular traffic phenomenon in which all lanes of traffic flowing in one direction drive the same speed and right next to each other, thus creating a wedge of traffic that is impossible to get through or around. Very common in urban centers of the state of Washington as well as Washington DC. It is exacerbated by the left lane Prius camper.
I couldn’t drive faster than the speed limit because of this washington wedge in front of me.

The washington wedges really slow down when it rains here in the Puget Sound.

The reason why drivers suck in the Northwest is because of the Washington Wedge and the Seattle Surrender.
by Ski_squared February 2, 2022
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George Washington

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Washington Sleeper

The act of having diarrhea on somebodies pillow without them knowing.
After she dumped me, her ugly ass gave me a Washington Sleeper.
by FatWeiner January 25, 2026
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