The uncicumcised penis closley resemble a conastoga wagon or "covered wagon"
Thus this is a term used by females that engage in top mount intercourse with a male that is uncircumcised.
Thus this is a term used by females that engage in top mount intercourse with a male that is uncircumcised.
by Back Door Moe July 28, 2006
Get the riding the covered wagonmug. An old station wagon, festooned with rust and riding on bald snow tires. Known as a "paddy" wagon because it is driven by an illiterate, chain-smoking Irish-American blowse named "Erin" to pick up her alcoholic boyfriend "Kevin" and his severely retarded, anti-social brother "Seamus" from the bus station.
by habeas corpse January 10, 2004
Get the paddy wagonmug. When you truly have big money and don't have to 'prove it' with a tacky matte black Tesla or a Porsche 911 draped in carbon fiber, you go for a Stealth Wealth Wagon, which is essentially a luxury sedan with a big ass. Stealth Wealth Wagons are ALWAYS European and include the Volvo V90, V60, V70 and XC70, the Audi A4 and A6 allroad/avant, the BMW 3 or 5-series Touring, the Jaguar XF Sportbrake and by far the most popular of the bunch, the Mercedes-Benz E-Class Wagon. While Europeans may view the aforementioned cars as taxis or mundane family shuttles, the Stealth Wealth Wagon is a symbol of old money, refinement, elegance and subdued class in America. Everyone and their mother has an SUV or a sedan, but a Stealth Wealth Wagon is almost always bought, and never leased. People go through their Q5s and E350s faster than Pete Davidson goes through girlfriends, but part of the reason that Stealth Wealth Wagons are so hard to find used is because they are typically retained by their first owners for a loooong time. For that reason, they either have insanely low or insanely high mileage. When you see a Stealth Wealth Wagon, new or old, ALWAYS assume the person driving has fuck-you money. They're a part of a highly exclusive club.
Marin County, Beverly Hills, Pacific Heights, the North Shore, Petoskey, Shaker Heights, Georgetown, Buckhead, Asheville, Middleburg, Hilton Head, Savannah, the Main Line, the UES, the Hamptons, the Hudson Valley, all of Fairfield and Westchester Counties, especially Greenwich, Princeton/Charlottesville/Ann Arbor, Wellesley, the Cape and Islands, and Bar Harbor are all places where you'll have a high likelihood of running into a Stealth Wealth Wagon.
by henry1272838442 September 3, 2023
Get the Stealth Wealth Wagonmug. by Brice Lynden Smith September 4, 2016
Get the wagon tonguemug. A large spacious rwd wagon with a huge load capacity and in turbo form very quick for its day
Often lampooned by people with small appendages
Often lampooned by people with small appendages
by treborfifty8 August 5, 2011
Get the volvo 740 wagonmug. by Noltron Don April 17, 2009
Get the Covered Wagonmug. The act of taking a Wawa hoagie, (any variety) and inserting it, in its entirety, up your anus, in order to sneak said hoagie in to either a Phillies game or concert at the Mann Music Centre.
I'm hungry and we're late for the Bon Iver concert! The food at the Mann is so expensive. I might have to stop at Wawa and load your wagon honey. sorry.
by Be like water. September 17, 2012
Get the Load Your Wagonmug.