World of Warcraft

An MMORPG Game and one of the leading one in the business.It's also why you will never get a girlfriend.

Guy 1 : Hey n00b I just owned you on World of Warcraft with my lvl 40 mage! I'm so cool!

Guy 2 : Ok, I'm going to go bang my girlfriend, see ya.

by Foxhound22003 April 12, 2009

World War 3

the predicted third worldwide war that finally began on December 15, 2018, that was fought mainly between Ariana Grande, Kanye West, Nicki Minaj, and Pete Davidson

"me: *logs into twitter*
twitter: “PETE DAVIDSON IS GONNA KILL HIM SELF OMG” “NICKI MINAJ IS SO PROBLEMATIC” “DRAKE STARTED ALL OF THIS”
also me:✌️ World War 3"

by Kiraxclip✨🙈 December 15, 2018

World of Warcraft

If I wanted to play a cartoon-like game full of fat 40-year-old cheeseburger dudes that make girl characters and try to flirt with the guys, I might as well just go play Runescape. HA!

Jim was an ordinary man with a good job, a girlfriend, and loads of cash he spent to do fun things with all his friends. One day, he bought World of Warcraft which he thought would be a fun new experience. Four months later he lost his job, his girlfriend, and all his friends but one which had the same fate as Jim. Jim now resorts in his mothers basement, talking to other poor, unfortunate men on Ventrilo.

This is a true story, my friends. Please consider your lives before playing this game.

by Hybrid Stigmata December 31, 2008

World of Warcraft

The best contraception ever invented.

Hi my name is Leeroy jenkins and i chopped off my penis due to lack of use.....what's your game?
Try World of Warcraft free at:

www.IS-YOUR-VIRGINIY-REALLY-WORTH-8.99-A-MONTH?.com

by fuck_ma_arse_ah April 26, 2009

world of warcraft

a horrible, horrible rpg game. It takes able bodied youth of today and turns them into freaks. i have never tempted myself with this horrible lifesucking antichrist, or any other stupid computer games, but some of my friends have. I once had two friends who got hooked on the game some time ago. these were just normal kids, liked a little bit of sex, a little bit of partying, a little bit of hemp. one of them had the hottest girlfriend i have ever seen. the kid lived three houses down from me. when his single father went away on frequent buisiness trips, i often heard screams of passion coming from his house. anyways, his dad goes on a buisiness trip. instead of going to school, work, seeing his friends or humping his fine girl, he plays WOW all week. so the girl breaks up with him. it sends him into a deep depression. i see no sign of life from the house for three weeks. so a day before his dad gets home, i go into his house. unfortunately, i catch him in the heat of passion going man-1, so to speak. his basement was disgusting. there were about 6 dirty plates, a few bags of chips, and piss on the floor. the air smelt of pot and farts. i could see white skeet on his rug. there were 32 messages on his answering machine, most of which were his girl trying to contact him. the last message said '...if you don't pick up the phone, you can fuck WOW for the rest of your life!!!". about 3 months later, the kids house burns down. apparently, when the kids dad took the computer away, he attempted to burn himself alive. it didn't work and he was sent to rehab. for wow, no shit. after about a month, I heard he had died. he drowned himself in the pool at his clinic because he needed wow so much. when i went to his funeral, he had gained about 80 pounds.

World Of Warcraft is for fags

PS: i'm currently hitting the girl he passed up

by pasfpasgafgb December 13, 2006

world of warcraft

A cool fun game where you level up do quests and interact with 9 million other people from around the world.its a fun game but douches say oh it sucks and all you do is walk around and kill shit, you probably think it sucks because you suck and just die all the time, cause ur a dumbass who doesnt know how to play a game.

Guy: Oh! i play world of warcraft.
Other Guy: Oh me too what level do you have?

by HarleyS January 12, 2008

World Cup

An international sporting event watched by terrorists and international political leaders alike and by everyone else in between... Truly a uniting sporting event for most of the world.

Police Officer 1: Damn thank God there are no terrorist attacks during the World Cup.
Police Officer 2: Why the hell would they bomb the event? Even Osama watches it come on...
Undercover Terror Suspect: You're damn right he does and be thankful for that!

by footballnotsoccer September 13, 2008