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waxing the dragon

Scrubbing your Willy while it’s hard in the shower.
Johnny won’t stop waxing the dragon in the shower.
by bbbballllllsssssssssuuupppp December 11, 2024
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Waxing the bed

The act of taking some form of tape or another sticky substance, putting it across your bed, and pulling it up to get off un-wanted hair. The hair usually belongs to a pet, and is caused by the pet shedding while they sleep/lay with you on your bed.
"Dude, my dog slept with me on my bed last night. I spent a good 30 minutes this morning waxing the bed."

or

"What are you doing?"
"I'm waxing the bed. My cat decided to lay in it when I was gone, and sheds a lot.
by zig12 August 9, 2009
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Wax Trippin

1. noun. a term that typically refers to the practice of manipulating vinyl records, specifically using turntables and a mixer to create unique and creative soundscapes by scratching, cutting, looping, and blending different records together in real-time. It is a technique commonly used by DJs, particularly in the Hip-Hop music genre, to create dynamic and engaging live performances.

2. verb. “Wax” is a colloquial term for vinyl records; “Trippin'” refers to the psychedelic and experimental nature of the soundscapes that can be created through this technique.

3. adjective. In relation to something appearing visceral.
Eg: “She’s out here Wax Trippin.”
by Wax Trippin May 3, 2023
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Wax Anxiety

A feeling of nervousness and excitement all in one. One always gets this feeling if anxiousness on the way to a Brazilian wax appointment. Followed with sweaty palms with a nervous laugh, and perhaps a feeling having to go to the pre..a very anxious feeling,
The closer we get to the front of the line for the roller coaster, the more I have ‘wax anxiety.’
by Crack of Dawn May 19, 2023
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waxing my wheels

A saying that is similar to "buttering you up" for a malicious purpose.

An instance where one person tries to take advantage of the other by using subjective persuasive language to produce a desired result.

The wheels on skateboards can be waxed, but too much isn't good.

"You're great at packing the dishwasher, like really good, I didn't know you were that good!?"

"You're just waxing my wheels".

OR

can be used to describe someone preparing with awareness of something to likely go wrong or badly. This can be interpreted as "kidding" or "joking".
"You are so good at packing the dishwasher!"
"You're waxing my wheels right now"
by cocolingo August 11, 2025
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Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)

1. A variated Commencement of male masturbation that involves the application of hot melted wax directly to the genital skin and the areas surrounding the genitalia

2. Handjobs or hand jiggers are approved substitutions for masturbation in this assumed context.
3.
The Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)manifest itself and namesake after Ralph Machios karate kid co stars esteemed characters quote "wax on wax off" was successfully etched into the minds of our collective social consciousness that creates a space where people are eager for reruns and for a repackaged version . applying a spelling variation to the 2nd appearance of the word wax which is also the 3rd word of the 4 word quote. This alternate version is pronounced the exact same way but are processed with exact opposition. originally a progressive pathway for channeling precision and concentration into all things starting with the mundane and ascending from there
"Wax on .. whacks off" on the other hand is pleasure sought through the mental strength acquired through my self assertion of being able to endure and suffer and train pain into an already compromised temple . If applied in reality of rhe literal instead the suggestion to imagine it a certain way to have a reason to slap yourself in the knee
by Pseudonym cum poop August 13, 2024
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ur wax

You're wacky in a bad way. You're a wanna be crazy chick/dude but really, you're just a hollow loser.
Oh you're pretending to be drunk and hitting on chicks again, ur wax!
by AJAYMASHY June 9, 2016
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