secret vacation

When you take a vacation day and don't tell your significant other

Don't tell my wife I'm up here drinking on my secret vacation.

by Deadbolt0804 March 27, 2015

Digital validation

To repeatedly (in a repetitious manour) check your electronic device for likes, re tweets, or similar notifications

Tania was continually seeking digital validation even whist out for a drink with the girls

by Bob_bob March 31, 2015

neighborhood vacation

When multiple families from the same stuck-up, rich white neighborhood go on a group vacation to the same destination.

The Rutherfords and Davenports will be joining us on our yearly neighborhood vacation to the Hamptons.

by Russypoo1 April 29, 2015

amish vacation

When you fill your sex partner's anus with heavy cream, and engage in anal fisting until the cream is churned into butter.

I took my girlfriend on an {Amish Vacation} last night, then we used the butter for pancakes the next morning!

by PepperBuns28 June 13, 2017

Salty Vacation

Where a male is sexually aroused and has to release the juices from his testicles. After doing so, then proceeds to ejaculate all over his own face and bed sheet. Finally ends it off by licking his semen off his bed sheet.

My girlfriend didn't want to blow me and swallow tonight, so I did it myself and got one hell of a Salty Vacation

by Zalranzar June 27, 2017

German vacation

A vacation with poopy tasting cupcakes.

I was fully aroused by my German vacation.

by GermanVacationer August 12, 2017

state vacation

Serving time in jail, prison, or any correctional facility.

My guys doing a little state vacation right now. He’ll be back soon.

by It don’t matter December 13, 2018