ur mom 

A random comeback

“How was the food?”
“ur mom.”

ur mom by yuriyuriyuriyuriyuri March 22, 2022

ur mom 

an expression/"insult"

person 1: "u look stupid"

person 2: "ur mom"

ur mom by Tired-Chan March 22, 2022

Ur Mom 

A come back or how to answer someone if they want to hang out and u don’t

A: You’re so stupid

B: Ur Mom

A: I-I—

A: Hey wyd this weekend

B: Ur Mom

A: oh ok……Well maybe another time! bye :/

Ur Mom by anonymous March 22, 2022

Ur Mom 

Perfect come back and if anyone you don’t wanna hang out with asks you what your doing say this

A: Your the dummest person ever like nobody likes you

B: ur mom

A: uh—

A: Hey wyd this weekend

B: ur mom

A oh….. maybe another time! oh— uh- bye

Ur Mom by Ur mom is hot.. ;) March 22, 2022

Ur mom 

The guy that says this is probably a retard

Jimmy:Ur mom!
Mark:Ur a fucking retard piece of shit

Ur mom by coRReLLdeeZ March 23, 2022

ur mom 

someone doin ur mom

person 1:im doin ur mom
person 2:UYAGWEVDYGHCUTFGC7TRC/8YF8T

ur mom by ur mom doer March 23, 2022

Ur Mom 

Ur Mom is a heavenly body which has mass more than a black hole and somehow doesn't collapse in on herself. Ur Mom measures about 69 lightyears in diameter and consumes anything she comes in contact with.

Person A: Did you know that Jupiter's diameter is more than 100,000 km?
Person B: Not nearly as big as Ur Mom.

Ur Mom by websurferoftheages March 24, 2022