University of Wisconsin 

The University of Wisconsin is a large public university in the Wisconsin capital of Madison. It is one of the largest campuses in the USA, and is one of the best colleges in the world. It is one of the Public Ivies, that is, a public university that offers an education equivalent to those of the private Ivy League schools. It is consistently ranked in the top 35 among all US schools, and in the top 10 among all public schools. The majority of their undergraduate majors are ranked within the top 10 nationally, and the university is one of the top 20 research institutions in the world. The University of Wisconsin, also known as UW, is tied with Harvard for producing the highest number of CEO's, and has produced some of the largest amounts of doctors, lawyers, engineers, businessmen, and millionaires. What is unique about UW is that not only is it one of the top academic institutions in the world, but it is also one of the biggest party schools and is known for being one of the best campuses in America. Playboy magazine named UW the biggest party school in America, and ESPN named Madison the best college sports town. UW is associated with two gigantic drinking fests: Halloween's Freakfest and Mifflin Block Party. Both are two of the largest college drinking fests in the country, attracting thousands upon thousands of drunk students.

Joe: "I go to the University of Wisconsin in Madison."

Maria: "Wow, that is awesome. You must be insanely smart and party all the time."

University of Wisconsin by madtown badger March 29, 2009

Temple University 

Temple University is the Harvard of Philadelphia. Not really, but the students could kick any Harvard boy's ass because Main Campus is in the ghetto. Don't bother going to the Center City campus unless you want to get mugged, Ambler Campus is a joke, and Tyler is the art school...with artsy people. Definitely the best university ever. Temple is better than Drexel, UPenn, and St. Joe's combined. Seriously.

I'll kick your ass, I'm from Temple!

Temple University by Temple Bitch. November 10, 2004

University of Baltimore 

A college located in the middle of Baltimore's gay district. Recently has opened it's door to freshman and sophmore students, which one would think would lead to more women who are not married/engaged/bull dikes. But alas it's just more of the same, just younger

I think I'm going to give up sex with college girls, I'm transferring to UB.

University of Baltimore by Jordan Roth May 6, 2005

university of chicago 

where fun goes to die, on the south side of chicago.

I knew this really cool kid but he ended up at u of c. he now writes angst-ridden poetry and has forgotten what sunlight looks like.

university of chicago by molybdenum April 12, 2004

Everglades University 

Diploma Mill school trying so hard to get students in that their marketing teams can not even spell words right. The So called university was not even accredited but would lie to students to tell them it wasso they would enroll.

Credits "non-transferrable", but tell students to bring in transcripts from other schools "just to be safe" for a "just in case" circumstance. Their admissions department changes every three months because they can not enroll more than 2 people in each month. The Dean of the school left becasue she knows it's not worth her UF degree and to make matters worse the Vice President of the campus get her degree from where else? Walden University.

They think that having three campuses being in Boca Raton, Orlando, and Sarasota Florida would really make a difference. (when it does not)

I ended up going to Everglades University for my undergraduate degree and when I went to ask my new school about my transfer credits i found out that none of them transferred!

Everglades University by Shorty_Wanardy June 29, 2010

The University of a Billion Chinese 

a reference to the fact that the majority of students in Canada's Universty of British Columbia are Chinese

"That's strange, almost everyone here is Chinese. No wonder why it's the University of a Billion Chinese."

The University of a Billion Chinese by iZ41 April 22, 2018

university of delaware 

An amazing school in a crappy state where parties kick a!@, hot girls are plentiful, and work can be put off until tomorrow.
UD- Better than your school since 1743.

You don't go to UD, but you wish you did.

university of delaware by Wendel May 24, 2005