Ur uncle nick has no dick

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Me an intellectual:Ur uncle nick has no dick

by Mr.sofcok May 21, 2018

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play uncle

Heard this term recently on Insecure with Issa Rae. It seems to refer to a friend of one's parents or family. Someone who is part of the family, but not an actual relative. Different from a "playground uncle". Used the way those in Asian communities sometimes refer to their parent's friends as "auntie"

Come over and meet my play uncle--he's been around since I was 5

by Fandelaspalabras February 7, 2019

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Goofy ahh uncle/auntie

A joke in tiktok and youtube, where a bunch of Goofy Ahh Sounds are played, and a monotone voice will say "my goofy ahh auntie/uncle did/said this (goofy ahh sound effect)..."

Usually these jokes are sexual, will make jokes about kidnap or rape/molest.

My Goofy ahh uncle/auntie tried to play with my penis (goofy ahh sound), my mom saw (goofy ahh sound) and hit him with a pan (goofy ahh sound).

by Goofy ahh gayman April 18, 2022

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uncle pete

a nickname for the Union Pacific Railroad company, typically used by Union Pacific employees.

I had to wait at the crossing for uncle pete to pass by.

by gilmore January 9, 2007

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HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD

Currently a 6 member group. Their the most sickest, badass, fucking craziest band ever. They sing about true shit, and what are really on people's minds. The music is a mix of rock and rap/hip hop.

Members are
Danny
Charlie Scene
Funny Man
Da Kurlzz
J-Dog
and Johnny 3-Tears

Deuce (Tha Producer) is no longer in the band as of 2010.

LISTEN TO THEM THEIR AMAZING
HU4L.

"Now i'mma cut your ass up like a line of coke. I'mma roll your crew up like a fatass roach and put you in my ash tray cause you just got smoked!"-Lights out, Hollywood undead

by SarahAshleyBitch July 11, 2011

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