Telly Tuck

Alberts idiot song cause he's dumb he's stupid

PErson1: have u eheadr albert song it good it called telly tuck
Person 2- ITS BAD You NOT SMART IDIOT

by FatLz June 17, 2019

fryer tuck number

The worst form of balding, as this form of balding convinces the man that they aren’t really bald because the thinning takes place (out of sight out of mind) at the back/top of the head creating a rediculous specticle for anyone standing behind the person

Just go bald at the front like a normal cunt, ya mad fryer tuck number lol

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

crawdad tuck

When it's cold out side, the male must tuck his penis around and behind his scrotum to keep it warm, like how a crawdad hides under a rock to be safe.When it's cold out side, the male must tuck his penis around and behind his scrotum to keep it warm, like how a crawdad hides under a rock to be safe.

Guy A : "Man, I can't believe how cold out is today!"
Guy B : "Oh I know bro. I had to crawdad tuck it."
Guy C : "All day, you gotta hide that cock under the rock."

by LTTyphoon January 4, 2015

Nut Tuck Swig

When you take a shot of alcohol then get kicked in the go-nads (nuts). A.K.A. A Texas Hold ‘Em

My brother hit me with the nut tuck swig when I went for my chaser

by anonymous March 8, 2024

Tucked

A term used, generally, "in them trenches," otherwise known as the hood. It means to hide or run away from dangerous situations. People who tuck are not about action or don't want smoke (conflict)

I aint never tucked, I'm in the trenches with them soldiers!

by Baby Fudge December 11, 2024

One-hand tuck

Similar to the penis tuck. The swift tuck you do with your left (or non-dominant hand, leaving dominant hand to shake hands) when you're in public, standing up and have a visible erection.

Typically, thumb (under clothes) at the base of the erect penis and fingers at the head of the penis (over clothes). Then, push wrist down and fingers up. This results in the penis being tucked under the elastic strap of briefs or any such equivalent.

When done in one swift movement (that takes years to master) it appears that you are simply adjusting your pants/getting comfortable/scratching. This can be embarrassing but is better than the visibly erect alternative.

Co-worker: "Have you seen the bosses new secretary? She's fucking hot."

Me: "Yeah. When bossman went to introduce us I got so hard I had to perform the one-hand tuck."

by OstracizedElite May 23, 2015

tucking waves

No free sauce

I got the wave and I’m tucking waves like a turtle

by Fabe DaDon November 14, 2023