Geek Tree

The geek tree is term given to the social structure of nerds, dorks, geeks, losers, or just about any ostracised person within Western culture, and it works much in the same way as a Family Tree would work. Not necessarily a negative term, yet can be used as one by individuals who find geeks, nerds, dorks, etc offensive. To those who find such people cool or non offensive, the term Geek Tree is simply an unbiased term for their social structure and standing.

Nerds are related to geeks, down the left side of the tree, whilst losers and dorks share a common link down the right side.

by someone in london October 16, 2003

sausage tree

questioning a mans sexuality

I believe adam likes to swing from the sausage tree, If you know what I mean?

by David P January 29, 2005

Jesus Tree

Cross that can be used for crucifixions.

I'll put you on a Jesus Tree.

by PetePimp July 24, 2006

Petrified Tree

When, during intercourse, the penis becomes numb due to under stimulation. The male equivalent of Zombie Beaver. Useful for Cock-Slapping, Cock-stands, Tripod-ing, etc.

Janet was so begrudgingly wide that I got the good 'ol Petrified Tree. After that, I charmingly berated her, and cock-slapped her with my rock-solid Mahogany Staff.

by Phydeaux The Grate August 10, 2009

another treehouse acquantince

An amazing band out of Virginia. All the guys in it are suppa sexy. You have to hear them before you die.
Their suppper popular and popping up on magazines all over the country, at the moment people know them more the miley cyrus and alll time low. BEST PEOPLE IN THE WHOLE WORLD!

The phrase can also be used as a noun, to describe freaking amazingness!

boy:"dude that band was amazing"
girl:"thats a typical another treehouse acquantince"

girl:"thats the best concert i've ever seen"
girl:"thats why they call them, another treehouse acquantince"

by mcclovin' <3 August 15, 2009

dead tree

Pejorative for paper, books, and other hard copies that required killing of trees in order to produce them.

Often used when one prefers an electronic version or submission of a product otherwise seen on paper.

"Hello, Clive. Do you accept online dropbox submissions of our homework, or are we compelled to take from the environment by printing out and submitting dead trees to your desk every Thursday?"

by Egao No Genki March 3, 2012

Pear Tree Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a Christmastime burger that's served with sliced pears

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Pear Tree Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018