Compulsive trolling

The inability to go on the internet without trolling.

Although receiving therapy, my compulsive trolling has worsened to the extent where I'm compelled to troll in real life.

by Captainspermoid May 8, 2011

Troll fest

When an Internet comment thread turns into an immature battle royal of trolling.

Tommy was on a rage last night. He turned that Britney Spears music video into a total troll fest!

by Jaypeas August 8, 2016

Traffic Troll

Someone who does provocative things like texting, talking, checking facebook, etc. on their cell phones while driving, completely disregarding the safety of everyone else.

That traffic troll I saw at the red stop got into a car crash because he was focusing too much on his texting.

by Defenitions June 20, 2010

Tiny Trolls

A medical condition in which small, nefarious trolls inhabit the body and attack major organs using knives, daggers or other forms of cutlery. If left untreated, Tiny Trolls will multiply and progress to all major organs — ultimately ending in death to the host. Early warning signs for a case of Tiny Trolls include bloating, sedentary discomfort and finally, the sounds of faint, gleeful laughter from the abdomen as the trolls stab the host’s organs with delight. Major risk factors for contracting Tiny Trolls include poor diet and lifestyle choices — so far, there is no genetic link to the condition. The only known treatment for Tiny Trolls is for the host to announce out loud that they have Tiny Trolls and to curl up into the fetal position until symptoms cease.

“Roger isn’t coming to the company picnic today...he has a bad case of Tiny Trolls”

“Don’t eat Angela’s Christmas ham... although delicious, it gave me a horrible case of Tiny Trolls last year”

“Did you hear? Todd is dead. It was a bad case of Tiny Trolls... ”

by CRUMB Phillips February 19, 2021

meat troll

retronym: a person who pulls nasty crap on you in the real world instead of on social media

Joan Rivers could be a real meat troll toward other famous people in her monologues.

by doowopqueen May 24, 2016

ER Troll

one who frequents the ER regularly in search of pain medications.

That ER Troll wants more dilaudid.

by jerry's kids March 20, 2009

low troll

An internet troll that does a low effort job trolling people.

He's a low troll and shouldn't be taken seriously.

by Type2GenomeManiac May 14, 2020