Tristan

Tristan is a guy that works in tech and has herpes. Be careful

Omg, i went on a date with a TRISTAN, 2 weeks later….. i found out i TRISTAN gave me herpes.

by tatertashie October 13, 2023

The Tristan Song

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha oh! You stupid bitch that hilarious!

Hym "Ahahahahahaha! You beautiful bastard! Ouch my side actually hurts from laughing so hard! I just saw the Tristan song and I would give you a full pardon for that shit! Ha!"

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

Tristan

The best guy you will ever meet. A hilarious man who is slightly sensitive and a pushover.

Person:Tristan is so cool
Person 2:No he is funny but a pushover

by TaktikalGamingYT December 4, 2018

Tristan

Tristan He has a very large cock he’s very funny he pull all the females he’s handsome he’s not a material person he don’t ask for much he’s a fun funny person who is shy but when you get to meet him he is funny ass hell sometime annoying he flirt all the time he very athletic football is his very sport all ways have and he a caring person always the one to lift you up when you down we love Tristan

Girl1:have you meet tristan

Girl2:girl what yes I met his fine so are you kidding
Girl3:”You kidding me he to fine
Girl1:My point exactly

by Love1frl November 20, 2023

Tristan

This guy is litreally so fineeee!
And kind kinda ZESTY but his funny and nice.
I swear this nigga is so hoooot!
like for real wish he was yours!!!!

Tristan is soo fineee!

by everyonelovess_me February 6, 2023

Tristan

He is so annoying and he is like a Hangry Harry. he likes to eat little girls.

tristan

by meat' December 3, 2022

Tristan

An extremely large forehead

Jake : that guy has a tristan
Jason : yeh that Tristan is scary bruv

by Beat and delete June 19, 2019