a tree named willie

when one is stuck in a wild fire and they are near a pot bush and they inhale the smoke and then get stoned

"it was so sad when austin was in that wild fire"
"yeah but i hear he at least had a tree named willie"

by desicraig July 2, 2009

Gimmeh tree fiddeh

The amount of money that the Loch Ness monster needs.

Made famous by the hit tv show South Park, wherein Chef's parents recalled the time they visited Scotland. Whereupon the Loch Ness monster rose outta the lake and said "gimmeh tree fiddeh"

*Loch Ness monster rises from the water*
Nessie: Hey, man, gimmeh tree fiddeh.
Man: I ain't got no tree fiddeh.
Nessie: C'mon, man, all i need's tree fiddeh.
Man: Listen, dammit, I ain't got no damn tree fiddeh.

by Gimmeh_tree_fiddeh October 14, 2009

Charlie Brown Tree

(n.) A sapling with little to no branches on it, especially during the winter where some individuals will decorate said sapling with ornaments that will ultimately weight it down. This can normally be seen in newly developed subdivisions in the suburbs and project housing.

"What the Hell is that thing leaning? Are those ornaments on a twig? Looks like someone decided to make a Charlie Brown tree for Christmas."

by tish_wyrd October 18, 2008

The Killing Tree

Side project of Rise Against lead vocalist Tim McIlrath and former Rise Against guitarist Todd Mohney. Their style was more hardcore than rise against, with the lyrics primarily being screamed and darker lyrics. They were active from 2000-2004, and released 2 EPs and one album. Bury Me at Makeout Creek (EP, 2000), The Romance of Helen Trent (full-length album, 2002), and We Sing Sin (EP, 2004).

Guy 1: hey have you heard of The Killing Tree?
Guy 2: you mean the awesome side project of Rise Against?
Guy 1: yeah, they kick ass

by hsrsryrfndsn August 5, 2011

dirty christmas tree

wen you decorate your penis in a Christmassy fashion and proceed to fuck a girl anally.

I want to dirty Christmas tree.

by Donkey donk December 5, 2013

Ur Family Tree bi

Word that only niggas who have transcended past existence can use. If used correctly, could shatter the universe and every dimension in existence. Nothing happens to the nigga using it due to the transcendence effect.

Random Person: Ur mom gay lol

Nigga(enraged): ur dad lesbian!

Scared person: um hehe, ur Granny Tranny haha

Nigga(final transcendence form): ur family tree bi

Person: Implodes and fucking dies

Universe: Shatters and dies

by TheFirstTranscendedNigga March 13, 2018

Pee Pee Tree

When you pretend you’re a dog and piss on a tree and Then afterwards climb it and enjoy a fresh garden salad with raspberry vinaigrette dressing.

When I was younger the tree in my front yard served as my Pee Pee Tree for many years.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 7, 2020