Treadmilf

1. A hot mom who does much of her cardio-related workouts on a treadmill.

Jeanette: "I'm so proud of your Ma! When did she take up running?"
Airia: "Ever since she became a treadmilf. Seriously, she got so much attention at that gym, she felt safer running outside. She hasn't been back since."
Jeanette: "Whatever she's doing, it's working! Good for her!"

by GenXJenX September 22, 2024

organic treadmill

Walking outside.

I was on the organic treadmill last night after getting pissed at the party. A way people use to get from one place to another during their day. Used more in the past before the popularity of gyms peaked. It's often a granola's favorite way to get somewhere. Hazards of using include bad weather, seeing other people, dog shit and hobos.

by Slovensko Booty Pops November 5, 2010

Meme Treading

A journey simultaneously about self-discovery and self-expression in which one scrolls through their news feeds to find and repost Memetic imagery, resulting in a growing disgust or fascination among the pathfinder's close associations and secondhand followers

Dude, I went meme treading today and it made me really appreciate the love I get from all of my friends and enemies...

by Kulamin April 19, 2019

Mr.Treadway

A person with great intelligence in music but is the most annoying person you will meet,he always gets mad at the trumpets

-Hannah- did you hear mr.Treadway getting mad at the trumpets

-payton- hell ya

by Payton Elkins October 29, 2019

Italien treadmill

Italien treadmill is when you’re going to the bakken, and you stop by the nearest supermarket, to buy Italien Bread and a sixpack of beers

Hey bros, spoiler we go get an Italien treadmill?

by Hørm n’ Øren September 8, 2020

Italian Treadmill

Italian Treadmill is when you stop by the nearest supermarket to get an italian bread and a sixpack(beer) before pulling up to the pre-party.

sup bro, let's get an italian treadmill before we hit the bakken.

by Hørm n’ Øren September 11, 2020

Michael Treadway

There’s the wrong way, the right way, and the Treadway. There’s also the no pants Treadway… long story.

You’ve never heard of Michael Treadway? Man, you must not be in band, huh!

by notabandkid May 16, 2022