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cyber toke

The act of smoking pot simultaneously with a far away friend while chatting on line in real time. This originated with normal on line chats, but it can also apply to video chats and even text messages.
"Hey bro, I think a cyber toke is in order, grab your sack and lets rip some chronic after the countdown!....3....2....1...." exhale!
by Shane Ivory January 3, 2010
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Second Hand Toke

The act of unintentionally inhaling the smoke from a marijuana joint, that someone else is smoking. Typically causes non-smokers to believe they are high.
Teacher: Never smoke marijuana, children! Also do not hang around with marijuana smokers, as you can inhale the second hand toke and get high.
by WR_scissor_me_timbers August 12, 2011
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Touch Up Toke

When you already smoked a joint, but you’ve come down just a bit from your high and you just need a few tokes more to get just as high again. A touch up (like a paint job), a refresher toke.
I know we smoked not long ago but I could use a touch up toke before we start the movie.
by StephRoe April 16, 2020
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rusty toenail

While facing each other simultaniously masturbating, the big toe is inserted into each others asshole. Then flipping to 69 position placing the shitty toenail in each others mouth.
Joe and Suzie are currently being treated for hoof and mouth disease because of the there rusty toenail marathon.
by B. Sac February 9, 2008
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taken for a cunt

to be taken for a ride (as in riding a cunt). To be manipulated.
I'm not going to sit here and be taken for a cunt. Give me the car keys NOW.
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"You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution. You shall be hung by the neck until the body be dead... dead... DEAD!"


When British judges gave the death penalty (unfortunately, it was discontinued, which is a shame), they would put on a black cap, and, in a solemn voice say this sentence to the criminal, bringing down the hammer each time the word "dead" was uttered.
I wish someone would bring back the death penalty.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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A phrase used for when you see a hot girl on TV with excellent cleavage.

You say this so anyone around you wont see you as a pervert; seeing as you're occupied looking for your toenail clippers, instead of staring at the gorgeous artwork on the TV screen.

Or at least that's what they think.
"Hey! Jerry Springer's special guest is Pamela Anderson!"

"Let me get my toenail clippers..."
by danjin May 18, 2009
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