by Pappygottadigbick December 18, 2024
When a male bursts a girl's hyman and then proceeds to ejaculate on the surface of the vagina in a zig zag pattern resembling a Toaster Strudel pastry.
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by Superphunthyme69 February 09, 2016
by That_one_weirdo42 December 25, 2020
Person 1: I heard Vinny fucked Hayden and came all over her pussy
Person 2: Did he toaster strudel her?
Person 1: Yeah! He ate all of it off of her
Person 2: Did he toaster strudel her?
Person 1: Yeah! He ate all of it off of her
by Slim veezus February 09, 2016
A Zen Toaster is the stand in name for any quirky appliance that really ought to be recycled. It's Zen quality pretty much comes down to three things -- everything changes; everything is connected; pay attention. This karmic appliance is often seen in a starter home or in a college/roommate living situation; Perhaps it was purchased at a garage sale for cheap because one can't afford even the appliance at Walmart and such retail establishments. So while the Zen Toaster works with some kind of complex stipulation like it will not pop your toast out unless you hit the side of the toaster or it toasts doubly fast, it will work if you are present. However chances are you will be distracted by something like your phone and before you know it -the Zen Toaster burnt your toast just like a Pompeian papyrus scroll in 79 BCE. Now you have no toast, a smelly kitchen, perhaps even the smoke detector has gone off-and all because you didn't pay attention for a minute with what you know very well is your Zen Toaster!
Roomate: "Madeleine you are *f%$#4ing smelling up the kitchen again with your rye bread in the Zen Toaster!?!" Can you please get Meerkat while you attempting to cook!
by emmagigio March 13, 2024
A toaster thot is someone who is fake depressed and is a hoe. The toaster means toaster in bath tub.
Person 1: Why is Courtney acting so depressed all the time.
Person 2: Oh shes not actually shes just a toaster thot
Person 2: Oh shes not actually shes just a toaster thot
by Desthomes September 18, 2019
When you lose the sugar flavoring for your toaster pastries, so you stick your dick in the toaster and season it with your cum
by Lepussy bames May 03, 2021