The Holiday Taint

The Holiday Taint is also known as the days between Christmas and New Years Eve. It aint Christmas and it aint New Years. It's also known for being the absolute suckiest week of the year. During this time you can find people dragging complete ass and praying that the work week passes without killing anyone. Expect to see people conversing with themselves, panicked at the money they just spent, and trembling uncontrollably with periodic crying spells. This is the precursor to New Years Eve/Day completion.

Yo this Holiday Taint really blows horse sac this year.
Hey man you doing anything over the holiday taint?

by DonkeyLipz December 27, 2009

taint weasel

1.a person who enjoys sucking taint. similar to cum dumpster or even cock sucker.
2. used to compare a person's body odor to that of a taint

my ex-girlfriend jackie is a taint weasel. so is jamie.
mike, he is such a taint weasel.

by harry paratestis January 21, 2006

taint paint

A Large Chapstick like concoction that eases taint related ailments like chapped ass, sore gooch, rash from swamp crotch, etc. Made of bees wax, and other essential oils, and available for sale through the Taint Paint website.

"Damn man, after that 3 hour session at the strip club having chicks grind on my junk, I had to hit up some taint paint to ease the burn."

by Taint Tamer November 4, 2007

Taint Paint

the build-up of "nasty" things in a man or woman's taint,( place in between the genitals and anus), such as left over tampon strings, anal leakage, sweat, dirt, cheese, blood, commonly used as a word for vag jam.

Na man, she was gross! Her taint paint tasted like sour milk and coagulated blood.

by OG JAKEMAN January 17, 2010

Lawn Taint

the small strip of grass that you AND your neighbor mow, either to be neighborly or cuz neither of you know where the real property line is.

I always mow the Lawn Taint taint on either side of my property because I dont know where the real property line is.

by Q Hound July 28, 2011

taint burgler

A person responsible for stealing or laying claim to massive amounts of taint.

Quick, hide the taint, here comes the taint burgler.

That taint burgler should be locked up for burgling all that taint.

by deedeeda July 24, 2006

taint gasket

The part of the taint that prevents a girl from going from asshole to strait cunt

She must have blown taint gasket because she is being a cunt

by spakleboy June 18, 2014